WTF is "The Fappening", PornDude? I just want to see nude pics and sex tapes of celebrities!
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The Fappening, which is slang for masturbation, amazed the world when the first content appeared on imageboard 4Chan, Reddit and Tumblr. On August 31, 2014, internet denizens were blessed with a treasure trove of homemade iPhone nudes of sexy international celebs, film starlets, and glamour models like Jennifer Lawrence, Emily Ratajkowski, Kate Upton, and soccer star Hope Solo. Apple’s iCloud service seemed to have been thourougly juiced, soaking the web in a fresh, sticky layer of boobies, butts and intimate moments. While some criticized this as a breach of privacy, celebrity fans were thrilled to finally see some of their longterm fantasies fulfilled.
Surprisingly, one of the first horndogs who released the footage was that gay celeb blogger "Perez Hilton", who probably saw a unique opportunity to drive a shitload of traffic to his shitty site. Why otherwise would this dong-loving motherfucker be interested in publishing a set of tits and pussy pics of some Hollywood sluts? His website became the home base for an army of fappers craving that sweet exposed celebrity pussy. Once their sexual drive was satisfied, smart Perez got more PR attention by removing the shots again and issuing an official "apology" for “acting in bad taste”. He couldn't stop repeating, "Oh Noes, I'm such a bad decision maker, me so sorry!" while probably enjoying the extra millions that he earned in the meantime with male escorts from Backpage.com sucking on his little pecker at night.
Honestly, Perez probably just took the pics down because the initial hype had died. Masturbators as a whole are less concerned about hot gossip than celebrity bloggers are, so that stack of famous nudes continued to flourish on sites like Reddit. Their Fappening subreddit was garnering hundreds of thousands of visits a day, becoming so popular that it was literally shut down for being too much work for the mods. Nerds were enraged and demanded their right to "freedom of speech". Geeks started shouting, "USA, USA, USA!!!" Legend says that this was the start of the rise of the pussy-grabber Trumpzor to his presidency.
Jennifer Lawrence, who until then was known as the biggest prude ever, with only poor performances in such movies as "The Hunger Games", suddenly became Hollywood's #1 super slut. With over 150 nudes, she made legit pornstars look like softcore Instagram models. Kate Upton, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Jessica Brown Findlay, Kaley Cuoco, and Kirsten Dunst were just a handful of the other women to receive a free popularity boost thanks to their home photography and killer bods. Conspiracy theorists theorize these babes stored their nudes and home sex tapes online so if their Hollywood careers fail, they can hit up an insider like ThePornDude to get a foot in the door with the porn industry. Hey, they were willing to do even worse things with ol’ Harvey’s deformed micro-dick!
After a few rich, mouthwatering batches of homebrew iCloud nudes hit the web, the taps were supposedly turned off in 2015. More than a hundred individuals had been affected by what came to be known as “The Fappening” or “Celebgate”. While celebrity nudes and amateur sex videos continue to make their way to the internet on the sites you’ll find below, we can only hope, pray and make sacrifices to the gods of pornography so that we may one day see another legendary drop of the stuff. Until then, feast your eyes and fap hard to dirty pics of famous chicks like Aubrey Plaza, Amanda Seyfried, Kristen Stewart, Mikaela Hoover, and Victoria Justice!
What kind of celebrity sex tapes can I expect to see?
The content includes explicit full frontal nudes, big tit selfies, and closeup porn pics of their hairy bushes or shaved pussies making these celebs instant pornstars. Yep, some stars had even uploaded their full-length homemade sex tapes! There’s a certain tradeoff being made here: while these famous models, actresses, musicians and athletes can’t really sell these nudes now that they’re floating all over the internet, they amount to free publicity of one of the best kinds. Seriously, would you have any idea who Kim Kardashian was if she hadn’t fucked her way into your wet dreams with that big, juicy ass of hers?
Did you also tribute and cum hard when you saw Jennifer Lawrence's face covered in jizz and goo? What kind of famous chick takes over 150 nude selfies of herself, including facials? The "Hunger Games" star must be a total nympho freak in bed who lives for porn and masturbation in her free time and probably has ThePornDude bookmarked as her homepage! Anyways, keep fapping and shaking those big titties, babe! You got my Oscar nomination for sure, Jen! You make reality stars Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian jealous with their celebrity sex tapes.
Yes, rapper Kanye West's hot ex-wife with the huge fake butt who fucked her way to the top. She's either braless, wears a see-through downblouse (pokies), or is "flashing" her boobs all the time for attention and fame. Hey Kanye, when Kim buys you a gift, she's basically using her money from her sex tape with Ray J. I bet he sneakily jerks off to it like a cuckold!
Link: eFukt(How Kim Kardashian's vagina looks like these days, after all those years of climbing the corporate ladder to the top of reality TV.)
What are the best celebrity porn sites in 2024?
The good news is that I’m ThePornDude and I know what’s awesome, great and bad when talking about celeb porno tube sites. I bet you just want to watch good (none) naked stuff of famous Hollywood movie actresses like a topless candid photo of Angelina Jolie? Or maybe an upskirt cameltoe pic of Kaley Cuoco or an accidental bikini nip slip image of Emma Watson in public? Well, you'll find what you need here!
What about famous American pop stars, you say? Do singer girls like Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez make your dick hard? Or are you a series buff and you can't wait to get off to vagina snaps of TV actresses or the sexiest women like Sophie Turner from "Games of Thrones”, Cara Delevingne from "Suicide Squad", Melissa Benoist from Supergirl and Olivia Munn from "X-Men"? Don’t worry about finding places to do that for free, uncensored and uncut, because I already did the work for you!
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The Fappening Blog is arguably one of the most popular blogs on the internet, even if most people ain’t bringing it up over dinner with the fam. They get close to 25 million visits every month, putting such famous brands as Gawker, Engadget and LifeHacker to shame. What could be the secret to their popularity? Honestly, it ain’t complicated at all, but I bet you already knew that. Just in case you only got on the internet for the first time and haven’t heard yet, TheFappeningBlog.com is one of the web’s best sources for free celebrity nudes and sexy photos. The current version of the blog has been around since 2017, though the site’s actually a few years older than that. Some of you may remember the initial explosion of celebrity sex pics around the same time, and if the blog’s any indication, those naughty photos never stopped coming—and neither have I!
CelebJihad? WTF LOL! I’ve never been more shocked, amused, disgusted, and, ultimately, conflicted when reviewing a website. Yeah, you fuckers know that I look at a lot of weird and whacky smut, but Celebrity Jihad is something completely different. Sound too good to be true? Well, keep reading to find out.
Sexy Youtubers, aka Social Media Girls! Do you want to see social media influencers naked at SexyYoutubers? With the rise of social media and the popularity of sites like Youtube that allow people to become “internet famous,” there has also been an increase in the number of sexy chicks who are in the public eye. There are now tons of hot Youtube personalities, Instagram models, Twitch streamers, private Snapchat accounts, Patron girls, and sites like Only Fans that let you subscribe to girls’ pages for a monthly fee in order to view exclusive pictures and videos of them either scantily clad, fully nude, or rubbing their pussies for you. The internet, among all of the good that it has done for us fanatical fappers, has provided a whole new tier of celebrity. Which means, of course, that it has also offered us a whole new tier of celebrity nudes to drain our cocks to. I’m talking Sexy Youtubers like Jenna Marbles and Anna Zapala, droves of beautiful girls who use Youtube as a medium to post wildly popular ASMR videos of them creating soothing, relaxing noises that some people have a near-orgasmic reaction to. Personally, I’ve always wanted to bang Jenna Marbles. God, she is so sexy. Although there haven’t been any sex tapes or masturbation photos of her (yet), Sexy Youtubers does have a bunch of really sexy photos of her in lingerie and tiny little short-shorts for me to enjoy in the meantime. Now whenever I stumble upon her stuff on Youtube, I have a whole new dimension of viewing to enjoy. Once you’ve seen a girl nude (or at least mostly nude), it becomes infinitely easier to picture her as such in any situation from that point on. Although there aren’t nearly as many sites dedicated to naughty pics and videos of social media personalities (I believe some people have started referring to them as ‘influencers,’ which seems accurate enough, seeing as they are pretty good at influencing me to cum) as there are celebrity sites, there are still a handful to choose from. And, as is the case anytime there is more than one site of a particular type on the web, some are going to be much better than others. That being said, let’s take a look at how Sexy Youtubers stacks up.
AZ Nude? When I first saw the link, aznude.com, I thought it might have been an all Asian porn site. It didn’t take me long to figure out, however, that I was way off. It’s not AZN nudes, but, instead, AZ nudes, as in nudes from A-Z. Hey, I would have been happy either way. Dressed to Impress When I landed on aznude.com’s home page, I was immediately impressed with the way the site was designed. There is a large banner on the top that swipes through numerous promotions of new content that the site has and thinks I should know about. “The Queen is Back,” reads one, advertising Lisa Ann’s triumphant return to porn via Brazzers. The next informs me about Summer Collins’ “hottest scene from Doomsday County,” a horror film that the actress appeared in. For this, the site more closely resembles Netflix than it does Porntube. Scroll below the newsfeed banner and you will find a greeting from the site: “Find huge and comprehensive collection of nude celebrity images and videos FOR FREE. Newest videos will be found in the playlist below. Just click play and enjoy.” Okay, so now the site makes a little more sense to me. Not only is Az Nude an A-Z database of nude images and videos, but AZ Nude is also an A-Z database of nude celebrity images and videos. Ah, now I get it.
All hail Celeb Gate! I remember the first time I visited celeb.gate.cc, their design and overall presentation was pure shit, which made me quite sad, since who does not want to see some hot naked pictures of celebrities? Well, today, their design has completely changed, for the better, and while I think that they could have made a darker layout instead of pure white, I can’t complain since their content is fucking hot. When it comes to the content CelebGate has to offer, it really does not matter if you prefer videos, galleries, or just specific shit, because who could resist watching the images and clips of hot celebrities who did not know that their shit will go viral? The site also states that these are the banned videos of celebrities, and I am sure that you will love this place as much as I fucking do. Everything is already straight-forward, but I am here to explain all the shit I explored and saw, just to make the browsing easier for you lazy fuckers. Honestly, I do not mind talking about such things, since searching for new, legit, porn places online is actually my hobby. This is why when I say that a site is worth a visit, you better fucking believe that it is. The homepage is made in a very simple way, and if you look on the right side, you can see what the site has to say about themselves. I always read this section, just to see if they are idiots who enjoy lying to the audience, or if they are actually genuine. Honestly, while they do have a description on the side, they do not really say anything special; even if that shit was not there, all that was said was already implied. Now, the first thing that made me cringe when I visited this shit, is the fact that you cannot really see anything unless you create an account. I do not know about you, but creating an account on a site that I am not even fucking sure if it is legit or not is quite bullshit. Lucky for you, I am here to check it out beforehand, and tell you all about this place. The only shit you are allowed to do as a non-member is browsing the celebrities who do have something naughty here. You can open their profile, where they will have their fucking bio written, for I do not know what reason. I mean, writing the bio of a pornstar is understandable since most of us do not know much about those bitches… but why the fuck would I need to see a bio of an existing celebrity.
Look, even though their behavior often makes us sing the 2010 Exodus song Burn. Hollywood, Burn, it’s hard to deny that many of the world’s celebrities equally make our cocks hard and leave us unable to fight our inner temptation and picture what they look like naked and doing some downright perverted sexual stuff. But, my fellow porn fan, what the fuck are you imagining for? Did nobody tell you that celebrities are just like you and me and love to get down and dirty as everybody does? I’m not sure I believe you, Porn Dude; it’s hard to see your average celebrity on a porn site doing the same shit my favorite pornstars do. I hear you cry. Listen here, Negative Nancy, it’s a lot easier than you might expect. You’re probably just looking in the wrong places. I’ve been around since the foundations of modern porn were first laid and have been ringside (literally) through some of its stickiest highlights. But did you think I’d overlook the filthiest sexual antics of the world’s most well-known celebrities that have been caught on camera? Not fuckin’ likely! I’ve fapped to Kim Kardashian’s interracial sex tape masterpiece more times than I can count, and don’t even get me started when it comes to the amount of damage I’ve done to my cock while watching Pamela Anderson’s VHS-era porn masterpiece. As a result, I’ve become the go-to guy for discovering the best places to see celebrities going wild and the places you should avoid at all costs. Today, my journey through celebrity tits and famous pussies takes me to a site called TheFappening.pro. Its name sounds ominous, and it’s said to be one of the wildest corners of the internet when it comes to seeing celebrities going wild. However, I was keen to know if it was all it was cracked up to be. Yep, it’s time for a classic Porn Dude review, TheFappening.pro, so pull your cum-stained socks up! Now, will TheFappening.pro be a site that’ll impress me more than seeing pictures that confirm the weird-ass blonde chick from Die Antwoord is as sexually freaky as you’d imagine her to be? Or will it be an experience worse than waiting four hours to download what you think is Kim Kardashian’s big black cock beatdown only to find out it’s actually a 4K snap of Till Lindemann’s cock? Let’s find out!
Looking for nude celeb at ScandalPlanet? Most people with a functioning libido have at some point in their life developed a celebrity crush for a certain actor/actress, diva, pop-star, fashion model and so on. Most of the world would love to see some A-list celebrities naked or getting fucked, and the paparazzi have been trying to get evidence of that for literally decades now. But with the introduction of the internet and better technology in general, it’s become easier and easier to peek into the private lives of celebs. Everyone’s seen and probably fapped to High School Musical’s Vanessa Hudgens' nudes, alongside Rihanna and Scarlet Johannson’s. There’s a LOT of celebrity XXX content on the internet at this point, and the fine people running ‘Scandal Planet’ have decided to amass a wide collection of it and categorize, allowing millions of horny wankers from all over the world to jerk off to it (or so it may seem that way).
Celebs Roulette! Pornstars know their fans are ruining their eyesight and growing hair on their palms every time they watch their movies. What about regular, “clean” celebrities? Surely, Eliza Dushka knows people are beating off to her even if she’s never flashed her beaver at the camera. It’s something to think about while you’re beating off to Eliza Dushka and other celebrities over at Celebs Roulette. The site’s been around for about four years and currently gets almost 3 million views a month. That’s a lot of horny motherfuckers trying to see famous titties. It’s funny, the entire rest of the Internet is dedicated to pornstars showing off the goods, but it just ain’t good enough for you? Ah, the heart wants what it wants, am I right? Let’s get to it.
I am a compulsive masturbator. After I rub it raw reviewing porn sites all day, I try to cool off with some regular primetime TV or blockbuster movies. I always end up spanking it to the famous broads on the screen, whether they flash their shaved twats or not. They usually don’t, ever, but when I see a chick like Brie Larson on the screen I hold out hope. The fuckers at Ancensored.com ain’t sitting on their thumbs waiting for it. The About Us section of Ancensored.com lays it out pretty clearly. This crack team of perverts has spent the last decade building a platform for storing, sharing, and watching the biggest collection of celebrity nudes in the world. Every porn site claims they’re the best, but these numbers back it up. The stash includes over 150k videos and nearly a million pics of naked actresses, singers, athletes, and even politicians.
Like keeping up with celebrities and their curvaceous glory without having to sort through a bunch of gossipy shit? Then celebrate and thank me for linking you to Nudography.com. (Technically, I suppose you should also thank the site’s webmaster, but if you’re reading this, how else would you know about it if it weren’t for me.) Anyway, this compilation is one of the best resources for those who like keeping tabs with the photos, public nipple slips, and nudie scenes of your favorite celebs.
I’m not saying anything controversial when I say men love seeing women naked. It’s a fact of life as fundamental as gravity. It’s a force of nature that cannot be stopped by beast, man, or God. It’s an eternal truth and a divine mandate. As sure as the sun will rise, men will attempt to view as many women naked as they possibly can. Any man not doing so is either a sad or a gay one. This means that any woman a man sees regularly is mentally stripped down during every interaction. If any women are reading this article for some god-forsaken reason, I want you to know that every man at work pictures you naked every day, even if you are ugly. We can’t help it - our minds are endlessly curious about the nude female form. Then again, our species depends on it. Anywhere men and women are together in the same room, dirty thoughts follow. It doesn’t matter if it’s a church or a strip club. The male brain can even adjust sexiness to help us fuck ugly bitches if that’s all that’s available. There’s a term known as boat goggles among Navy brats and fishermen. When a bunch of men and women are trapped together on a small boat, tons of fucking happens. At the end of a three-month journey, there isn’t a single surface on that boat that hasn’t been blasted with cum. You could put the hottest models on a boat with the ugliest old dudes, and someone is still getting fucked. What happens on the ship stays on the ship. Maybe that helps to explain the recent popularity of fake taboo. I suppose it’s not recent, considering people have been fucking relatives for one reason or another for thousands of years. It was foolish of me to think that modern man had grown out of such activities.
Celeb Masta! It takes all kinds to make a porn-loving world. There are those of us who are at our happiest when our eyes are glued to a hardcore German gangbang that sees free-use pussies filled with cum while 90s techno plays in the background. Some of us like the simple pleasures of a well-written porn flick of a taboo 19-year-old seducing her stepdad with high production value. But outside of the conventional world of hardcore porn, there are also the horny folks who find themselves lusting over mainstream celebrities and craving the chance to see them naked or doing some naughty shit in a sex tape or two. If you can identify with this unique type of porn fan, then you’re reading the right article! As a respected porn connoisseur who likes to ensure all angles are covered when it comes to ways people make themselves cum, I have a deep respect for the world of celebrity porn and have even dedicated significant chunks of my time to covering some of the world’s most well-known celebrities and guiding people’s eyes to their filthiest sex scenes or nude moments caught on camera. However, I’m not alone, and there’s no shortage of folks out there who are equally devoted to covering celebrity pussy and famous tits in great detail. The question is, which ones are worth us dedicating our precious wanking time to? That’s the question I am answering day by day as I explore every last celebrity porn site out there to discover which ones are elite tier and which are best avoided. Today, it seems like we’re going to lock eyes with more famous pussies than we can handle as we delve deep into the site known as Celebmasta.com. Since 2018, this website has been covering all manner of erotica and gossip centered around the world’s celebrities. From its collection of celebrity nudes to celeb sex scenes, I’m about to go balls-deep into this site and discover whether it’s one you should add to your porn portfolio! Hopefully, we get to cum harder than a paparazzi who knows he is the first person in history to cum over his exclusive picture of an exposed celebrity pussy before he sells it to the press!
Are you a fan of celebrity nudes, because if you are there is a great site you are bound to love, and it is called thefappening.wiki. I mean, when you see the ‘wiki’ in the name, you can already expect the city to be a bit more informative than action-driven, and that somewhat applies here. While they do have loads and loads of content, there are no actual videos, just images.
Sometimes, "real" porn can get a tad bit too boring, and so, we need a break. What should we move on to? Stuff made by these huge studios just won't cut it for most of us...so what should we turn to? Well, most people would say that we need to check out some top tier amateur porn, which isn't a bad suggestion indeed. Matter of fact, it's the best possible suggestion you could get. You'd know that your pleasure should always come first, and so, you should know that you should only get the best possible amateur porn for yourself, right? Seeing as this kind of stuff usually isn't too easy to find seeing as amateur pornography doesn't get that much traffic going and all that jazz, you need a proper good website to help you get the good stuff. You'll find that a whole lot of these pages that are supposedly all about amateur pornography are absolute scams and that they will not help you get what you want. So, where should you go? What should you do? You should turn to a porn expert such as me, The Porn Dude, and you should ask for some advice. Luckily, I know just the right place that you should head out to if you're looking for some good amateur pornography.
Fappening Book! I was watching some Jennifer Lawrence movie on Netflix the other day and had a sudden urge to jack off. This kind of thing happens to me from time to time, really whenever I try to watch a movie with a hot chick in it. There were a lot of shocked gasps when I spat on my hand and whipped my junk out, and I realized the family Christmas gathering might not be the best place for a quick celebrity wank. I slunk off to grandma’s bathroom and pulled up FappeningBook on my phone while I finished the job. FappeningBook.com is a pretty fucking new site, registered at the beginning of 2019. They already get well over a million hits a month, though, but is that any surprise at all? They say if you build it, they will cum, and that’s true of any celebrity sex site giving out nudes of bitches like Selena Gomez, Sophie Turner, and Miley Cyrus.
Sometimes you need a Hero Ero to help you find some good shit to jerk off to. Arguably, your dirty old friend ThePornDude is usually that pantless champion you need, pointing you toward your ideal fap material, whether it’s lesbian threesomes, hentai or some wild fetish porn for the real freaks. Today, though, I’m going to talk about another hero making his lifesaving rounds on the Internet smut scene. Thanks to this magnanimous fucker, I think I avoided another indecent exposure arrest at the local cineplex. The titular HeroEro is represented in golden silhouette beside HeroEro.com’s logo. He’s buff, he’s tough, and he’s here to help you jerk off to gorgeous nude celebrities and movie sex scenes. Yes, ladies and gentlemen and aggressively masturbating perverts, this right here is a free celebrity sex tube. They ain’t the only library of famous naked folks on the web, but they are a lot more popular than some of the other contenders; every day, more than 4,000 celebrity fans are touching themselves while perusing the collection.
Drunken Stepfather is a blog site featuring hundreds of posts and ‘step links’ for naked celebrities and all kinds of funny videos. It’s all about celebs and babes, and almost every post has some nipples, butts or just sexy underwear of girls you know (or may not know). You will find SFW cam girl clips, nip slips, pussy slips, celebs caught in compromising situations and much more. If you are the kind of sick individual that likes peeping under girls’ skirts, wardrobe malfunctions featuring celebs, unintentional displays of pussy and that kind of stuff, welcome home motherfucker.
Wiki Feet! Ask a dude what his favorite female body part is and you’ll get a handful of expected answers. Guys really like boobies, they like booties, and they’re also usually pretty fond of cooters and hoo-has. Of course, if the room is big enough, you’ll get some other answers thrown in there as well. First and foremost amongst the body part fetishists are the foot fans. What is it about the lower extremities that make them so sexy to so many people? Is it the manicured toes or feminine arches, or is it the fragrant locker-room aroma of skin bacteria breaking down the sweat coming from the pores? Fuck if I know, but WikiFeet is the world’s biggest Internet archive of celebrity feet photos.
Hmm, I wonder what you can expect on "The Nip Slip"? If you are into celebrity nip slips, then you may want to pay attention. Everyone I know and their dogs love the sight of celebrity nipples. I most certainly do, which is how The Nip Slip made its way to my list in the first place. Here they bring you the naughtiest celebrity nip slips, embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions, the barest of bums, up-skirts, topless candid and more. Anything nasty that involves a celebrity, you will find it here. Nearly every post here is explicit. Whether it is bikini candid featuring Lais Ribeiro, cameltoes featuring high profile names like Lucy Hale, Kourtney Kardashian’s full nudes, nude models and so much more, there will be plenty of naughty photos to browse. Celebrities are not backward when it comes to flashing some flesh, either intentionally or otherwise. That’s why we have to give thanks to the paparazzi who are always on hand to record that nip-slip, side-boob or knicker-flash. TNS is the manifestation. Isn’t it beautiful to live in a world where women are unafraid to show some flesh? Lots of tits get captured on camera these days with little hassle, but there is a special gratification in seeing celebrities in embarrassing moments, and if you are the dude that gets off such moments, there will never be a dull moment with TNS.
Ever Jerk Off to Celebs? That’s more of a rhetorical question, because even the most novice masturbator cranks it to the pretty girls on TV and the sexy bitches from the movies. I’ve got a whole Fapping category here at ThePornDude full of nude models, actresses, singers and even politicians, because let’s face it, sometimes you’d rather crank it to R-rated shots of your long-term cinematic crush than the nymphomanic megawhores of hardcore sites like Brazzers. Hey, I get it. JerkOffToCelebs.com takes a slightly different approach to celebrity nudes than most sites dedicated to the subject. The free tube specializes in celebrity jerk off challenges, with a fair number of Hollywood sex scenes thrown into the mix. Put simply; they’ve replaced the traditional gallery format used by most Fappening sites with video montages for your masturbatory convenience. How well does it work? I can think of only one way to find out, and it involves a lot of lube and the robotic vagina I’ve been building in my free time.
Every time global cinema comes up, “Hollywood” pops out. Well, it is the best film making hub in the world. But I’m not here about that; I’m all about the people Hollywood has made famous. That’s right, the freaking sexy celebrities. The place is an incredible, ideal climate, sunny and mild terrain which makes me be like “I want to see some titties”. Not that we don’t love the movies, just the craving for a little more thrill from the show. When a site is about movie stars, like Egotastic, it would be disappointing not to see some porn, sexy shoots, the holy upskirts and sure all the naughty deeds in Hollywood. Luckily for you, Egotastic doesn’t fall short and instead prefers to mash it up with a little gossip, rumors, and entertainment news. Well, what can I say, just what the doctor ordered!
Let me take you for a celebrity nip slip and pokies ride at Taxi Driver Movie! Sometimes you just don’t want to settle for the easy, low hanging fruit. No, I’m not talking about that GILF down the street with the massive water-balloon tits. Pornstars are easy. Same with cam girls. You can hit up any porn site and watch do all sorts of kinky shit, but where’s the thrill? You’re supposed to see their tits, ass, and pussy. They’re not shy about that shit. Even the amateur content is meant for your eyes. The good shit is the stuff you were never meant to see. The accidental flash, upskirt, and nip slip. I’m talking about celebrity mistakes. There’s nothing like getting a secret glimpse at Jennifer Aniston’s panties as she bends over. I’d say getting a look at her nips was great, but just check out any episode of Friends and you’ll get plenty of that. Celebrity slip-ups are more common than you’d think. There are thousands of moments caught on camera revealing exactly what they don’t want you to see. Often these pictures are behind premium paywalls, but have I got a treat for you today. Taxidrivermovie.com houses a huge catalog of free pinned porn images of all of your favorite actresses, singers, stars, and more! I’ve got no idea why the site takes on the theme and title of the 1976 classic mystery film Taxi Driver, but whatever. Doesn’t make any damn sense to me, but maybe I need to see the movie. Anyway, this site is a decent contender as far as pin porn sites go. It’s got a solid monthly following at around 3 million site views. The site itself has been around since early 2004, so they have had plenty of time to beef up their catalog of sexy, celebrity mistakes. Now, the actual Taxi Driver movie has a pretty high rating on Rotten Tomatoes with a 98 percent. I have my doubts, but let’s see if the site lives up to the legacy of its namesake.
Boobs Radar! Fresh off the presses, we’ve got yet another high-quality porn tube worth your time and worth a spot on your bookmarks bar. Boobsradar isn’t breaking any new grounds with their content, but they are doing a damn fantastic job at one-upping the competition with a very simple business plan. They’re here to bring you free access to an uncountable number of hot erotic clips from all kinds of western media. In other words, they find the only fap-worthy parts in movies and clip them out into one single compilation so you can fap to them more easily. So, if you’ve ever seen a movie that’s a drag for 99% of the runtime but happened to have that one little scene in which some particular starlet showed off her tits for a few seconds, well, you’ll find that scene here. And, if a movie had several of these scenes, well, find them on Boobsradar strung together in a single video for a quality fapping experience. The first thing I noticed on Boobsradar was that they had a compilation of all the sexy moments featuring the chick from that one chess movie that came out on Netflix about a year ago. You know the one I’m talking about, the one that takes place in the 70s. Anyways, the girl in that movie was fucking hot, and I’m glad that someone went out of their way to clip scenes from different episodes and put them together in one video for a seamless fapping experience. They did make sure to include every scene in which the babe’s nipples or ass were on any display. There’s also the scene where she’s dancing around in her underwear to Jefferson Airplane. All in all, it’s not the hottest shit I’ve ever seen, but if you wanted all the hot scenes from The Queen’s Gambit all in one place, well, you’ve got them.
Celeb Kingdom! These days, porn has never been so easy to access. We can open our laptops and access some of the most hardcore gangbang porn imaginable at the click of a mouse. If we’re seeking something even more convenient, we can pull the smartphone out of our pocket and open up a two-hour porn movie in 4K, and jerk off anytime, anywhere. What a time to be alive! However, things weren’t always this straightforward. It wasn’t long ago that many of us were forced to rely on semi-erotic Hollywood movies as a source of wanking fuel. I fondly remember burning out my copy of Basic Instinct due to the number of times I reminded it to catch a glimpse of pussy in the interrogation scene. Others would go undercover and seek out copies of sex tapes released by celebrities or try to find photos that showed them flashing their pussies as they got out of cars and shit. Desperate times called for desperate measures, my friends. But just because we’re now granted flawless access to hardcore smut from anywhere with an internet connection (and potentially a VPN), that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t keep in touch with our roots and remember the countless hours of wanking fuel that celebrities have given us. I’m not alone in this opinion, either. I recently realized this when I came across a site called Celebkingdom.org. From Salma Hayek and Lindsay Lohan to Gal Gadot and Amber Heard, this is a site that is said to have curated a wank-worthy collection of celebrity porn in all of its forms, whether it’s some famous chick sunning her exposed tits on a beach or a particularly passionate sex scene in a movie that is on the verge of being porn-grade. However, that’s what I’ve heard from the porn rumors on the street, but whether it’s true or not is a different story. But the truth is what I’m going to be seeking out today! Well, that and some dripping-wet celebrity pussy! My mission is to go more close-up into this site than most people did to their TV screens when they first saw Michelle Pfieffer’s exposed twat in Basic Instinct. Now, let’s get stuck in!
The logo for Celeb Hub looks a lot like the one for Pornhub, which set some high expectations even before I started poking around. Of course, it ain’t uncommon to copycat off what might be the most popular internet porn site of all time. As a professional smut reviewer, I see that kind of thing pretty much every day. What’s less common, though, is the volume of traffic Celebhub is getting. With a couple hundred thousand visitors stopping by every month, it’s pretty obvious these guys might have something worth busting out the lube and cum-sock for. As you’ve probably already guessed from the title, Celebhub.net is a library of sexy photos and videos featuring the hottest famous chicks in the world. I’ll go ahead and tell you up front that while similar sites sometimes focus exclusively on the most perverted bits of X-rated content, nudes and sex tapes, Celebhub takes a more inclusive approach. There ain’t necessarily an exposed nipple or stretched-out pussy in every single update, but the goal is still to keep you hard and cranking to your favorite celebrities. Let me tell you how my visit went this morning.
Seeing your favorite Celeb Exposed can really brighten up your day, bringing a smile to your face and a boner to your drawers. Personally, I’m the kind of pervert who can’t help popping wood when I’m just watching TV or Netflix, but can you blame me? It’s not like they’re casting ugly chicks for lead roles, and your average sex scene has become more explicit over the years. Hell, I know there are hard-up motherfuckers out there who get most of their faps in while tuning in for whatever’s on the tube. Why sit on the couch, waiting for your favorite actresses to go topless or finally do a lovemaking scene? CelebExposed.com has done a lot of the heavy lifting here, amassing a big-ass, free stash of sexy clips from TV and movies. They’re a relatively young site, but seeing as their traffic has quadrupled in the last month or so, it looks like the fans are coming by in droves. I’m all horny from watching Shogun earlier, and I have a feeling this celebrity nude tube is exactly what I need right now.
Nude Celeb Forum tells you right in the name what’s inside, cutting down on the confusion that sometimes results from trying to come up with a clever brand name. As much as I love adult message boards like the Phun Forum, F95Zone and PeachyForum, noobs don’t have any idea what they’re getting into unless somebody tells them or they take a look for themselves. It’s a tradeoff that can pay off if you manage to get popular enough, but it’s still a gamble for a porn webmaster. The straightforward title seems to have paid off here, attracting exactly the celeb-loving demographic they were shooting for. NudeCelebForum.com gets more than a million visitors a month, which certainly ain’t chump change. As you’ve no doubt inferred from the name, it’s a message board devoted to celebrity nudes, so those high traffic stats are a great sign. Let’s take a closer look and see what all these starfuckers are chatting about.
I spent the morning on The Fappening Blog’s forum, and boy, are my arms tired! It ain’t uncommon for a porn site, blog, or basically any online endeavor to include a message board, but it’s rarely more than just a little sideshow to the main event. This one’s something of an outlier in that it’s arguably one of the site’s main draws. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of those forum members are skipping the blog and heading straight for the conversation and all the boobies within. I’ve written about TheFappeningBlog.com here at ThePornDude a time or two, as it’s long held the number one position among the celebrity nude sites on my list of Fappening sites. Even if you’ve never read my review or even heard of me, there’s a good chance you know the joint. They’re one of the original sites specializing in naked famous ladies, and still get a good 22 million visits per month. Today, I’m going to take a nice, long, close and hard look at their thriving forum of celebrity smut. I hope I brought enough lube!
Reddit CelebNSFW, aka r/CelebNSFW! A website like Reddit doesn't need a very long introduction, but you know very well that I'm about to do it, seeing as the porn dude is very fond of kicking his reviews off in such a manner. This page has become well-known for a specific kind of humor and a specific type of things people get turned on by, Naturally, it is quite obvious that Reddit isn't the kind of website to be used as a place to deposit pictures of hot babes and such things, at least not primarily, but there are certain sections that are used for such a purpose. Now, don't get me wrong, there are pictures of naked dudes in some of the sections on Reddit as well, as they do not discriminate against genders, but this section is going to be all about girls, pretty much. I mean, women are a treasure, no matter how much they can piss us off every now and then, They are the most beautiful creatures we have on this Earth, and for such reasons, stashes such as the one for NSFW celebrities exist on Reddit. Now, if you're not that familiar with Reddit itself, I think that you deserve a little introduction so that you know what this page is all about and how it works out! First off, there are tons of boards on the website (which shouldn't matter to you much, seeing as we're sticking to a board that is all about nude celebrities showing off their bodies), and every single one of them has a bunch of moderators, Now, every single one of these dudes, for the most part, is an absolute asshole. These moderators are out there to ruin your life and to fuck with the things you post on the website, however, this won't matter much to you seeing as you, a good person will stick to posting things that are nothing but on-topic things. Isn't that right? Well, you better, unless you want to be slapped with a ban-hammer, and once this is done, you won't be able to enjoy a huge stash of celebrity porn, which is indeed a shame. There are some permanent bans that are given out here and there, but there are many temporary bans, but trust me, once you have developed an acquired taste for tasteful nudity you get to see on these boards, then you will regret being removed from one of the best forums on the internet. So, to put it short, this is basically (at least this board) a board that is entirely dedicated to nude pictures of hot celebrity girls, but you need to act nice if you end up creating an account on the page, as the administrators are very active, and they are not afraid of bitch-slapping someone over the internet if that is what they see as something that has to be done. Naturally, administrators won't bother you over random things, so if you post normal content on certain boards, you're likely to be as free as a bird indefinitely. Reddit jail doesn't even have impenetrable defenses, though, Even if you do get banned you could just pretty much change the IP address with a proxy, and you're ready to go. However, the only difference will be the fact that most things on the page will now load slowly, and porn that takes ages to load is something I'm not a fan of if that wasn't obvious by now. No one like porn that takes ages to load, but no one likes advertisements as well, and those two tend to go together, but as you can clearly see, the content of /r/CelebNSFW Reddit loads very quickly, and there are little to no advertisements on the website, which is amazing, So, if you want your porn, you'll be nice, you won't be rude, you won't harass people on the website, and everything will be completely fine.
Reddit Celebs, aka r/Celebs! Why is it that every time we see a clip of a celebrity on YouTube or in one of those god-awful entertainment magazine shows, horn dogs like us immediately start thinking about fucking them? It doesn’t matter if it’s Krysten Ritter staring at the camera like she’s going to beat my ass right before she fucks me or if it’s soon-to-be-geriatric Julia Roberts letting her cleavage show in an interview, I’m always wondering what it’d be like to sack one of them. I’m never going to fuck any of them – hell, I’d have a better chance of fucking that knockout that's a 10 at the coffee shop with the bodybuilder boyfriend that – like, I’ll admit – was chiseled by the gods. If you want to eye hump celebrities and imagine all the nasty, dirty things you’d do to them if they drank a potion and became immediately attracted to you, visit Reddit.com/Celebrities. You'll be able to look at a seemingly endless wave of amazing celebrity photos, GIFs, and videos (but mostly images) that will make your dick stand at attention and your brain ready to process that fucked up fantasy you have about The Golden Girls.
I’m not stating anything contentious when I suggest that men love seeing women in the buff. It’s a fact of life as absolute as our blue sky. It is an autonomous force of nature that can not be stopped. It is an everlasting reality and a sacred edict. As sure as the moon will rise in the evening, men will endeavor to see as many women nude as they possibly can. Any man not doing so is either depressed or gay.