I don't have a partner, PornDude. What's the next best thing to satisfy yourself sexually?
Plenty of people find the luxury of buying adult toys very enjoyable. Sexual wellness and trying new things to become a better lover is important in a relationship! In 2024, you can do it all online on the internet and completely anonymous, so you don’t need to have any awkward conversations. The possibility of you feeling like a "sick fuck" is almost non-existent, since you can do it all from the comfort of your home. I mean, I don't see myself buying sex furniture in some IKEA franchise, sex novelties in Walmart or anal bleach, and edible sensual massage oil in the local grocery store.
Why would I be interested in adult toys?
Maybe you're single and tired of fucking the vacuum cleaner, or are you looking to spice up your sex life as a couple? Feel like exploring the kama sutra? Want to know where you can find your favorite (male) sex toys? What's the best online sex shop? Who ships internationally for free? My job at ThePornDude is to give you advice on buying and selling products from adult entertainment stores.
What kind of sex toys can I buy and are they cheap?
Amazon is known for having the cheapest prices on the online market, so you don't have to worry about overpaying. These websites on my porn list can be used for purchasing adult sex toys for men and other orgasm stimulating adult products. For example, a rabbit dildo, Hitachi magic wand vibrator, sex doll, penis sleeve, fake pocket pussy, fleshlight, Sybian, sex swings, porn DVD/BluRay, or latex condoms for safe sex; you’ll love the experience with your girlfriend or solo! (My favorite brands are Trojan and Durex) Yes, you can also buy lubricant, lube, and lotion here, if you can't get your girl's pussy wet anymore and a 18+ schoolgirl mini skirt with nylon panties, you pervert!
Can these sites help me, if I have a small dick or premature ejaculation problem?
So, you cum too fast, and you want to last longer than foreplay, delay ejaculation and prolong pleasure, but you're too embarrassed to visit a doctor or nurse? Got sexual health, low libido, sex drive or erection issues and you can't stay hard during intercourse? Do you have a small dick problem, and you want a bigger/thicker cock?
Believe me, size matters! You don't want to be stuck with a micro dick and be ridiculed the next time you get laid with a chick, after a party. I bet you want to buy a penis pump, male enhancement pills, erection creams, prostate supplements, penis ring, or testosterone capsules/gels. Or what about performance enhancement sprays to enlarge your length, grid, and boost your stamina can do miracles, so you can impress her with a big pornstar cock. It'll double the fun, and she'll return the favor for sure by telling all her female friends what a fucking stud you are! Who knows, it could even lead to a threesome ;)
How do I become a sex toy tester?
LOL, I knew you no life furry hermits were going to ask this question! This sure sounds like your dream job for all you pro masturbators that have nothing better to do than to play video games all day long and jerk off wasting your degenerated jizz that would only pollute the gene pool. Since nobody wants to see your ugly retarded ass on Twitch and people would rather donate money to keep you off that platform, it looks like this may be the only way to stop parasitizing on your parents' money and do something with your life. If you're thinking of switching your career of professional arm wrestler and become rich by playing with your dick, it's your lucky day!
Link: YouTube (How a typical virgin nerd's arm looks like!)
ThePornDude's guide to getting free sextoys:
1. Create a shopping account on one of the shops on my list. Do not use a photo of your penis as your profile picture! Unless you're testing out the latest penis pump and you want to show your before/after pics, nobody gives a single fuck!
2. You must have bought products from these stores before and have reviews written about them in your account. Nobody likes freeloaders! They need to see that you have what it takes to be a tester. Sending "dick pics" or images of your right arm that looks more muscular than Arnold Schwarzenegger will NOT help you!
3. Make sure you have the correct address of your mom's basement noted down, so your new "girlfriend" doesn't end with the wrong motherfuckers!
4. Set up a public wishlist of the shit that you would like to try out. Make sure that you keep it up to date with the latest products, so you increase your chances of being "the chosen one" to test them.
5. Patiently wait, until they contact you by email. Do NOT spam the forum as a desperate loser or call customer support to sexually harass the lady on the other side, demanding her to send you a silicone blow-up doll, Tenga egg, or Pornhub's twerking butt!
I can't wait to check out these erotic shops, PornDude. Anything else I should know about these places?
You can be confident and satisfied that you’ll get a delivery thanks to the trusted nature of these worldwide, cheap, and top-rated stores in my collection. It makes sense that for some, buying $100 worth of male fox tail butt plugs, female nipple clamps, rope, hood mask, gag ball, collar, whip, handcuffs, and a womanizer clitoral/vaginal pump is pretty shameful. That said, do you know what’s even worse? Spending $100 on a kit of sexy lingerie, fetish wear, VR gear, or strap-on accessories and never get the stuff delivered to your place! You can forget your erotic fantasy or a kinky game of master and slave BDSM bondage then.
Anyways, I just got a message that the delivery guy dropped off my fuck master pro 5000 inflatable blow-up doll with six-speed pulsating non-drip semen collecting elasticized pussy, so I'm off to check out my new girlfriend at home! I made you jealous, right? Grab your credit card and check what's on sale, fuckers!
Meh, I'm not looking for "kind girls", but "nude girls"! People tend to get repulsed by all the obscene pornography on the internet. We all know that female nudity may be celebrated in a way that's much more respectful. Matter of fact, seeing all these girls getting stepped on, spit on and fucked roughly has destroyed the way we see girls. Not all women want to get bent over and pounded hard until they can't breathe properly. Rather, most girls really aren't into that, and modern pornography shoves a ton of myths down our throats. We're not immune to this "pornographic propaganda," obviously. We simply have to succumb to its influences after consuming it for a while, but there's a way out, obviously. The way out is the consumption of a different kind of pornography, and that type of porn would be this "tasteful" content that you can find on KindGirls.com. The name of the website "Kind Girls" is actually quite welcoming, too. I mean, it gives you a nice idea of what you're supposed to expect on this website. Don't you get it yet? You're going to see lots of wonderful PlayBoy-esque pictures of gorgeous gals showing off their bodies. Don't you think that our girls deserve to be portrayed like this a little bit more? Well, of course, they do, I mean, if you don't like it, they're going to like it, at least. Now, this isn't that great for the porn industry, seeing as men are the ones who primarily consume porn...but you know what I'm getting at. So, is this tasteful nudity completely free? Well, yes, it is. Not only is it completely free to look at these wonderful pictures, but it's also free to download them as well. Most of these pictures can be downloaded in a wonderful HD resolution. So, you can expect to find a ton of wonderful wallpapers on this website, too. Though, who even uses pornographic pictures as wallpapers? Well, apparently, some people do. They just don't give a fuck...or they turn their laptop away from people when they pass by. Well, it doesn't matter. I'm just giving you ideas here. I'm not here to judge you. So, all of the porn here is completely free, but there must be a catch, right? Well, there's nothing of the sort in here, seeing as all the porn is completely free and you don't even need to suffer through a bunch of ads in order to download or to view content, which is great. It's not something you would expect from a small page such as this one. Websites need a way to keep going, and adding a bunch of advertisements is always the simplest way to get some cash in. There are other ways, but they're not as efficient. For example, some pages rely on donations and nothing but donations, but they go down quite often for obvious reasons. You will also find that the content of these pages tends to be pretty well most of the time. KindGirls.com follows through with this trend, and it delivers nothing but top-notch pornography. You will find that the content on this page is actually quite addictive, too, so you need to be careful with what you're consuming. Well, technically, you can get addicted to pretty much anything, really. You can get addicted to things that aren't porn or anything of the sort, but seeing as porn gets dopamine flowing through your brain, it's easy to understand why some people consider pornography to be a drug, If the porn is good, then it pumps a whole lot of dopamine into your brain, and this isn't always a good thing. So, remember to be moderate with your porn, You don't want to turn into a literal pornographic slave. Turning into something like that leads to many bad things. For example, if you become addicted to it, your taste will progressively become much weirder. At first, you're only into pictures of cute nude girls and nothing but that, but as time goes by, these pictures just don't make the cut for you, so you need to see something that's a bit more extreme. So, what do you do? You crawl into the filthiest, darkest corners of the internet and you try to find something better. The downward spiral starts here...you slowly descend into liking degenerate pornography. You become progressively more curious about anal sex. You think that strap-ons and roleplayed forced feminization are cool...and so on. You don't want to become a literal sissy, do you? If you don't then, it's best to stick to this website and all the "pure" content it has to offer. Take what I just said with a grain of salt, obviously, porn doesn't exactly do this to you unless you beat your meat like five times a day. Such practices are obviously unhealthy, and your body will warn you right away. I mean, you dick can't feel too good after getting stroked for like five hours a day, can it? You need to come up with a better way to spend your spare time, too. This "better way of spending your spare time" implies that you're supposed to be masturbating to the wonderful gals of KindGirls.com!
Want to see some hot naked girls at EroticBeauties? When you’re done with all the hardcore stuff that you’re inevitably watching if you’re a fan of porn in general, maybe you’d like to switch over to something more sensual and erotic. We all have those periods when we just want to chill out from all the rough and hardcore stuff and dive into a world where everything is meant to give us a sense of calm and passion. Erotic Beauties is up to the task, and it’s going to show you how softcore galleries and videos are making a comeback. Sexy softcore galleries with some of the hottest models in the business What EroticBeauties.net is, is basically a site where you’ll find some of the hottest and sexiest galleries of professional adult models. There’s all sorts of content and there’s a lot of it to go through. Specifically, we’re talking about thousands upon thousands of galleries with professional photography, as well as some more amateur entries to the website, though these are far and few in between and are but a shadow to the main content of the website which is the professional photoshoots.
The Hun is a classic! When I first stumbled upon The Huns Yellow Pages, I didn’t think much of it. Actually, I was too busy thinking about what the name was all about. Did they mean hun as in a hot woman, or did they mean Hun as in those nomadic tribes that pillaged their way through the middle of the first millennia AD? I’m pretty sure it’s the latter one in the end with all the illustrations on the site, which look quite good by the way. Only after I answered that question did I start wondering what this place was really about, so let’s jump into it.
Free X Cafe? I know what you’re thinking. You’re probably thinking that finding a good site for the best porn pictures of hot babes is impossible. Moreover, you’re probably thinking that the only way you’re ever going to get some high-res pornstar goodness in image form is by paying for premium sites. I’m here to debunk that shit piece by piece. Not only are you able to find porn pictures for free, as you already know, but there is a site out there that offers high-resolution porn images as well as their main content. They also have something more than that so it makes sense to check it all out. I’m talking about FreeXCafe.com of course, and I’m sure some of you have already heard of this place before.
Eros Berry? Sounds like my favorite kind of berry! When going through the endless sea of porn videos and porn blogs, it’s inevitable that you’ll see all kinds of content. What happens when a porn blog organizes itself quite neatly according to the type of content that it serves its users. We’re going to dive into the website ErosBerry.com and find out. Just be ready to see pretty much every type of content on here and we’re on our way. Strap in (or strap-on if that’s your thing, I don’t judge) and we can start checking out every aspect of this website.
If you're looking for a website filled with thousands and thousands of stunning HD pictures of amazing girls, then you should look no further than Morazzia.com! This page will soon become your second home, and you will never really want to leave it upon learning how great its content is. One of the very first things you should know is the fact that all of the content on Morazzia.com is completely free, and it's just there for the taking, no bullshit, no ads popping up and slowing your laptop, just reach out and get your porn. Then, you should also know that this website has a very simple design which makes it very easy to use, so even people who have never ever even seen a porno website in their life before Morazzia.com will be able to utilize this page to its fullest extent, which is also why this page will become addictive to so many people so easily. Then, you'll notice that there are so many big names on this page. So many of these girls that you have already seen in various porno videos all over the internet, but you never got to see their HD photos, right? You sure want those, though, videos alone do not satisfy your needs all the time, I'm sure of it. Maybe you even want to use pictures of these girls as a wallpaper or something like that, because you really don't give a fuck who is looking at your desktop or your lock screen or whatever. There are all sorts of reasons for you to start using this page on the regular, that's for sure, so you should definitively check out every single section of Morazzia.com...well, it's not like there are multiple sections on this website, to be honest. As I have mentioned it beforehand, Morazzia.com is a very, very simple website, and when I say this, I really mean it. I mean, the website only has a single section on it, and this one section has been divided into multiple smaller sections, but hell, you can barely tell these sections apart either way, so who cares, really? The one part of Morazzia.com that matters the most is the part you get to see in the middle of your screen with all the names and the pictures. Using this website comes down to scrolling through this part of the website, finding a picture of a girl you like, and then clicking on her and hoping for the best. No, you don't get ads popping up all over the screen whenever you click on any little thing on Morazzia.com, you just gotta hope you get a decent gallery whenever you click on a certain picture of a girl, sometimes the gallery has barely five decent pictures or so, and in most cases, at least for me,this is not enough. However, some dudes only need one picture to get off, so I don't really know if the small number of pics in certain galleries is such a tragedy. Maybe I'm out of touch? I wouldn't know, really. Next, to these names and pictures floating around on the homepage, you will always see a bunch of small grey letters that inform you about the upload date of a certain gallery. For example. There's the Lynnie Marie gallery, and it was uploaded on March 21, in 2019. What I really like about Morazzia.com is the fact that this website gets tons of updates literally every single day, and you can check this out for yourself. For example, check the date today, and scroll through the homepage. You'll notice that there are so many pictures that have been uploaded on that day, amazing, right? Another thing I Have to mention about Morazzia.com is the fact that whenever you click on certain pictures, you will be automatically redirected to another website, so don't get spooked if a foreign page ends up opening a new tab in your browser. However, not all galleries on the website will end up redirecting you to some other page. You need to head over to the "own galleries" section of the website, and when you click on this header tab, you will get to see all the galleries that have been uploaded directly to Morazzia.com. Typically, these galleries take less time to load, and from what I've seen, they usually have more pictures in there when compared to the foreign websites I've mentioned beforehand, so giving this section a shot is indeed a good idea, so don't hesitate for a second when you're checking out those pink tabs in the upper right corner of the website, these are not harmful in any way, they're just waiting for you to check them out and to give them a shot...but not all of them, though. The tab I just mentioned is pretty much the only tab that you should care about, actually. Well, the Home tab is another useful one, but we've already talked plenty about this one, as there really isn't much to see in there either way. A tab filled with stunning pictures of stunning girls which is very easy to navigate, that's what the Home tab is. Sure, there are some other tabs right next to it just like the Own Galleries tab that we just talked about, but there is also the Advertise tab and the Webmasters tab right up there, but these probably won't be that interesting to the average person, I'd say.
I wonder what can be seen at Brd Teen Gal? Is it a teen TGP? Well, are you a 30+-year-old male who has an unhealthy obsession with 18+ teenage girls to the point that it puts a strain on your quality of life by making you yearn for some sweet barely legal teenage pussy? Does this obsession govern over your overall mood and regulate your quality of life? Maybe you’re just a horny 18+ teenager or college kid (18+) who’s deeply, unsustainably in love with nothing but fresh ripe 18+ teenage booty? If you find yourself having improper, lewd thoughts whenever an 18+ schoolgirl sits beside you on the bus or walks closely beside you in public, brushing past you as you catch a whiff of her hormonal scent, then you’re definitely a top contender to enjoy some of the finest XXX teen content over at BRDTeenGal – one of the most popular domains on the internet for nothing but top-tier pornography featuring young petite 18+ teen girls in all their naked X-rated glory. This website contains troves on troves of 18+ teen-centric XXX content which is linked to various websites as well as BRDTeenGal itself, making it the ideal destination for anyone who's looking to fap to some quality 18+ teenage pussy that presents itself in all kinds of intensities; from softcore photosets to hardcore fuck flicks which are so dirty they’ll make you want to question your morality after blowing a load to them. Let’s take a look at what makes this website tick and see if we can uncover any flaws in its otherwise promising introductory presentation.
Which man doesn’t like a good pair of knockers? Nah, cut that. Let me rephrase; what is it about a set of big titties that drives all men wild? Is it some primordial instinct? Maybe it is the aesthetically pleasing curves, but if you are in awe of gorgeous and top-heavy sluts, the site up for review today should have enough arrays of titties to help you wank yourself silly deep into the next century. Call them juggs, hooters, boobies, melons, jubblies, or whatever the fuck you want to call them, but admit that you can’t help think about steamy tit fucking when staring at gorgeously round breasts popping out of a tiny shirt or seeing them exposed. I’d personally prefer being smothered like a poor bastard by any chick with a large set of juggs at any time of the day. Shit, maybe burying your head into a pair of humungous tits will solve all your problems? Let’s delve into this world of attention-grabbing titties that is FoxHQ.com and see if it solves the mysteries of life.
Meet CurvyErotic blog, a site that has managed to break free from the stereotype that erotic art is a skinny girl’s affair. This site features the most beautiful classic, seductive and plus-size models with all the curves in the right places. There are always new models featured whether from the ’60s or from the modern erotic art. The galleries featured are juicy enough with their spicy descriptions. There is only one thing that’s for sure, if you are into thick babes there is no better place to be than this one! Statistics CurvyErotic, a plus size curvy babe’s erotic site, has been around for over 7 years now. If you look at the kind of shit, the site brings down you will get to know a thing or two about these folks and why they have been around and still growing for all this while. The site's owner is a registrant of the New Jersey state, and the website is apparently based in the United States. Currently, it’s estimated worth comes down to a wowing $89593.87, and according to Alexa's rankings, the website is popular with a ranking of 26888.
Curious to see what PrimeCurves is all about? So what if someone asked you to choose between boobs and ass and you only had to pick one? Well, how about both? Why would anyone subject you to such torture anyway? It is a big ask putting any man (and woman) on the spot like that. I mean, who hates boobs? Big tits, huge fucking areolas staring right at you, exquisite nipples, should I continue? And what sane guy with a functioning libido doesn’t love some pictures of big ol’ booties? It’s 2024, and we’re still out here obsessing over donks like it is fucking 2015, but everyone is in agreement that sweet hot asses are a buns fans dream. They are totally fuckable and curvy as fuck. I won’t even lie, I am an ass guy through and through, but I don’t mind a succulent pair of titties once in a while. Now imagine a site that allows you to be on both teams. For the love of curvy naked girls and big boobs girls, today I’ll be reviewing a site called Prime Curves, a place where lovers of big tits and big ass babes can enjoy tons of free sample videos and photos featuring plus size and busty models of all ethnicities. Down for feasting your eyes on voluptuous beauties wearing and taking off lots of different outfits, bikinis, lingerie, fooling around with other girls, and fucking guys? You need to pay close attention.
Are you looking for a wide variety of amazing and elegant XXX image galleries, GIFs, and so much more? Then I invite your ass to take a fucking look over at Pandesia World! This is precisely where you will find a whole host of fucking awesome content that I know will have you jerking off and beating your cock in no time at all! Does that sound fucking awesome to you? I know that it does! So get your ass on over to Pandesia World right away, but after reading what I have to say about it all. You’ll be glad that you fucking did, so why wait? Check out Pandesia World whenever you learn more about it (from yours truly, of course!), and get off to the amazing pornography that awaits you!
Novo Porn! Do you love jerking off to porn galleries? Rather than videos featuring amazing beauties showing off their perfect pussies and asses? Then I invite you to get a glimpse of the tens of thousands of galleries that await you on Novo Porn! While you are fucking here on Novo Porn, you will find galleries featuring images of some of the most beautiful women you have ever laid eyes on. With some of the galleries featuring models from brands like Playboy and other AAA brand-names, you’re going to be creaming yourself nonstop over on these bitching galleries! So take a look today and find a variety of videos that are certain to make you keep coming back for more!
Babes And Bitches! What’s the difference between a babe and a bitch? Well, a babe is someone you call your chick when you have your own wrapped around her. A bitch, on the other hand, is what you call your side chick who does all the shit your normal girlfriend won’t do, like letting you fuck her in the ass, using her throat like a human sex toy, and jizzing straight into her stomach. But where do you go when you want the best of both worlds in the form of a fine balance of babes and bitches? Well, there’s apparently an aptly-named site called Babesandbitches.net that is reputed to cater for all of your babes and bitches needs. When I first heard of Babesandbitches.net through some equally porn-obsessed friends, I thought the URL sounded like an old-school porn site out of the early 2000s. As a man who appreciates the nostalgia of this era of porn, I was keen to dive deeply into the site to conduct a review. Babesandbitches.net is said to have enough porn photography in here to make the grade for an art museum. But will this site provide me with enough high-quality porn galleries to make me feel like a perverse art critic? Or will it disappoint me more than the post-nut clarity that hit me after I jerked off to the Mona Lisa? Let’s dive deep and discover the answer!
Babes Bang! Ahh, the Noughties! This was the era that few people could forget, and saw a lot of history-making moments, for better and for worse. However, one of the most incredible things about the Noughties was the porn it produced. This was the era of now-retired porn icons of Gianna Michaels, Kelly Wells, Sandra Romain, and that crazy English slut Kelly Stafford. Oh, how I miss them all! While some people will turn their nose up at any site that isn’t at the cutting edge of porn site templates these days, I have a soft spot for sites with an old-school design as it often brings my mind and my cock, firmly back into the glory days of Noughties porn. Yep, as long as it works, I have no issue with a slightly retro site design loaded with smut! Today’s site had that very effect on me. Its name is Babesbang.com, and it has been kicking since the mid-Noughties, amassing a pretty formidable array of hardcore porn as a result. It did make my dick tingle on sight, but I was equally keen to delve deeper into it and see what it really had to offer and whether I’d recommend it to my horny readers. So, will Babesbang.com have what it takes to impress me more than how Gianna Michaels handled a heckler on a public porn shoot back in the Noughties? Or will it be worse than waiting four hours to download a picture of a naked chick on a dial-up internet connection, only to get to the best part and find somebody had photoshopped a 12-inch-cock between her legs? Let’s find out!
Do you want to know why people get so much joy… from Novo Joy?! Because they have the opportunity to see so many luxurious beauties on this amazing tube site – and only luxury babes – that it entices them to come back for more! If you want to see some those beauties that bask in a life of luxury, too, then head over to Novo Joy. It has the image galleries that you’ve been waiting for. With content always coming down the pipeline, you’ll find something useful for yourself here, too. Take a look right away, and get a look at what all that I am talking about!