I want to buy realistic sex dolls online at the cheapest possible price!
There comes a time in every man’s life when the sex doll he built out of garbage bags, bike tires and old Pringles cans simply doesn’t cut it anymore. In the old days, you could just hit up the local sex shop for an inflatable fat lady or one of those plastic faces with the fuck-hole mouth. Why settle for that old-timey shit, though? The original RealDoll debuted in the mid-‘90s, and the technology has come a long fucking way since then. Gone are the days of banging a lopsided pillow with a pretty lady’s face on it. Nowadays, you can get a super realistic sex doll that looks exactly like your dream girl.
Of course, if you’re planning on dropping a grand or more on a high-end toy to stick your dick in, you want to get the best doll for the best price. There are a lot of bad deals and outright ripoffs in the rich-guy masturbation industry, but I’ve hand-selected the absolute best sex doll shops around the world and put them in this handy dandy little list. They’ve got huge, varied selections and countless levels of customization, quick shipping and excellent customer service, and of course, the cheapest prices you’re going to find on a babe who won’t do dishes but is DTF 24-7 and doesn’t mind the butt stuff.
What kind of lifelike sex dolls can I buy online?
Oh my god, dude, just wait until you fucking see what they’ve got on the menu. You can buy a sexy big-boobed blonde or thick-bottomed brunette right off the rack, or you can customize your simulated babe from her pretty head to her mouthwatering little toes. Choose her face, body type and height, skin tone and hair color, pube style or bald twat, and even what kind of fuckable orifices she has.
Or maybe you’re something of a freak, which is totally fine. They’ve got you sexual deviates covered with BBW sex dolls on one end of the spectrum and 18+ teeny tiny petites on the other. There are male fuckdolls for the queers and broads, as well as trannies for those who prefer their chicks with dicks. The neckbeards, weeaboos and Redditors can even spring for an elf-eared nymphette or a big-eyed anime princess slut come to life, or at least come to lifelike silicone and TPE.
Oh, speaking of, one of the biggest decisions you’ll face is whether to go silicone or TPE. TPE is the cheaper option, but it’s still super realistic and fuckable. It’s softer, which means joints are more flexible, and even better, you get more realistic jiggling of the titties and ass. TPE is porous and less durable, so you’ll have to be more careful when cleaning it. Silicone dolls are a little harder to the touch, but more durable and often more refined. You can take a bath with your silicone girlfriend without melting her, and some companies offer heating systems for an even more realistic lay.
How does sex feel like with a silicone, robot or TPE sex doll compared to a real woman?
Arguably better than the real thing. Their pussies, mouths and buttholes are modeled after actual human female anatomy, but designed specifically for maximum masturbatory stimulation. If you’ve ever banged a good pocket pussy, maybe you’re already familiar with the suction effect you can achieve sticking your ding-dong in one of those love holes. I’ve had some pretty fucking mediocre blowjobs on Tinder, but since a sex doll doesn’t have to breathe, she never has to loosen that vacuum.
How do I clean a sex doll?
That’s a really good, really fucking important question, especially if you let your anime waifu pillow get all crusty and stinky and rotten. The sex dolls you’ll find below are kind of a big investment, and besides, you want to keep them in a gorgeous, tightly fuckable condition. You’ll typically get a little cleaning kit and some instructions, but I imagine you’ll want to know what you’re getting into before you pull the trigger.
One of the most useful tools is going to be a vaginal irrigator, aka a turkey baster, douche, or enema. In a pinch, you can use a squirt bottle. You can flush out your doll’s twat, pooper and mouth with water right after pumping it full of cum. Start your flush with cold water, then do a rinse with warm water and soap. A detachable shower head with multiple stream settings can also work similar wonders.
A loofa on a stick is another useful tool in the doll-fucker’s arsenal, for pretty obvious reasons. After you douche out the artificial woman who lives in your closet, gently jam that up her ass and other orifices. Make sure you buy a soft one, so you don’t fuck up your doll.
What's the life span of a sex doll?
It really depends on how often you’re banging her and how well you’re taking care of her. I once saw a documentary about dudes in long-term “committed” relationships with realistic sex dolls, and it made me wonder how long those silicone babes were really going to last. Well, the companies who make these things say they’ll typically last between 2 and 10 years, depending on wear and tear. As mentioned earlier, the silicone girls are probably going to last longer than the TPE babes, just thanks to the durability of the material.
Can my love doll be repaired, if I damage it?
In many cases, yes, but it will depend on what kind of damage you’ve done. Because of the way some of these dolls are built, it’s sometimes just a matter of swapping out a part; RealDoll faces, for example, can be replaced in a matter of seconds. Repair kits for other issues are available for a low cost, and some companies will even send them for free if you only need minor repairs. If you’ve really fucked her up, burnt her or crushed her to pieces, you’re probably out of luck, but more elaborate repairs are possible if you’re willing to send her in.
How does the shipping process happen?
The same as with anything else you order online: DHL, UPS, or FedEx are the usual options, and your sex toy comes in a big, discreet, human-sized box that people will assume is either a corpse or furniture, depending on how well they know you. You can usually have it held at the closest shipping facility if you think it’d be less conspicuous. Custom dolls may take a few weeks to ship, but the off-the-shelf models ship quickly.
You may have noticed several Chinese companies on this list, and that’s because it’s often cheaper to get them from the source. I’ve made sure to choose sites that have cost-effective shipping options, so some of these guys offer free overseas shipping and will even cover the customs duties and taxes.
PornDude, is there any way that you can give me a discount?
Yeah, I wish these realistic sex dolls were cheaper, too. I’m always reaching out and trying to wrangle the very best deals for readers of ThePornDude. These sex doll shops don’t always want to work with me and cut you a break, but wherever possible, I’ve rolled the coupon right into the links you’ll find below. All you need to do to cash in is make sure you start here when you’re shopping for your new TPE girlfriend.
Is it possible to get a refund, if I'm not satisfied with my purchase?
These are some big-ticket items, so I understand your concern. At the same time, they’re designed for lubing up and fucking, so they can’t exactly put Silicone Sally back on the shelf after you’ve spent even just one intimate night with her. There are different degrees of satisfaction guaranteed, though, so you’ll want to look over the fine print before clicking that final PLACE ORDER button. Most importantly, you need to inspect the hell out of that fake pornstar as soon as you get her and before you do any naughty stuff, at which point your refund options really fall off.
PornDude, MGTOW for life! I can't wait to buy a sex robot that'll make all my fantasies cum true!
A grand or two seems like a big investment on something to cum inside until you think about how much it costs to have a girlfriend, or worse, a wife. Not only are these sex dolls hyper-realistic and hotter than any of the local fatties who have gotten desperate enough to bang you, but they don’t complain about getting cum for dinner instead of going out to a nice restaurant. Goddamn, the more I think of it, the more of a fucking value these sexbots are!
Some of you are still just window shopping, but either way, you should bookmark this page. I’ll keep it updated as I find worthwhile sex doll shops with beautiful silicone sluts and TPE hotties, good prices and easy shipping. Whether you come back tomorrow or come back in a year, you’ll always find your best high-end sex doll options right here.
Yep, I’m reviewing my own site. Deal with it. And before you think that I’m just here to suck my own dick for the entirety of the review, let me assure you that I’m as critical with my website as with any other website in the porn industry. Every single porn tube site that I’ve shit on or praised in the past has been 100% genuine and legit, so it will be no exception when it comes to the Blog section of ThePornDude.com. Blogs are amazing, and every website needs one and it’s no surprise that I have one as well. So, let’s check this bad boy out and see what it is that I’m offering you that would make you want to keep coming back for more on here.
WTF can we expect on Damp Lips? There are so many fucking porn sites on the internet; it can be almost impossible to choose just one. Well, the good news is that you don’t have to! A lot of the reviews you’ll find on my site condone looking through the maze of porn sites out there and picking a few go-to websites for the most efficient fap sessions possible. I guess I assume that you all probably have lives outside of porn. But maybe you don’t. Perhaps I’m giving you too much credit. It’s not outside of the realm of possibilities that you have no life outside aggressively fapping in your mother’s basement. And that’s ok … actually, no, it isn’t. You should probably consider getting a real fucking hobby already! But my point is, you don’t necessarily have to have a default set of sites to visit when you’re horny. There is something to be said about playing the field, trying on a different porn site every time the urge to fap beckons you to your computer. There’s nothing wrong with that! It might have its benefits when you think about it. For one, you’ll be able to see way more porn than if you just go with the same site every time you need to stroke yourself to satisfaction. Also, there’s no arguing with the fact that you will become privy to a more significant amount of diversity, both in types of sites and types of porn that you see. You see, most porn sites tend to stick to one or two robust niches or aesthetics that they specialize in. Therefore, if you only go to porn tubes like Red Tube or Porn Hub every day, you’re only going to see a couple of types of porn. Eventually, it gets old. It becomes the same girls, the same situations, the same film styles, over and over and over again. You have to mix it up! Variety is the spice of life. And porn is the spice of … I don’t know … loneliness? Either way, it can’t hurt to explore a little bit, try new sites, check out new things, watch new girls. You never know what you might discover. Maybe there’s a whole category out there that you would never have known you were even into had you just played it safe. You’ll never know until you try it out, right? But if you just stay in your little comfort bubble, how will you ever expand your pornographic vocabulary? How will you increase your sexual appetites? We must evolve since we human beings prosper in change and advancement. It’s in our nature. So, it is only natural, then, that you should do the same thing when it comes to your porn consumption! Give it a rest for a day and try something new. Let’s take a look at a site that is not like the rest of the typical porn tubes on the web – similar, sure, but definitely, with a different approach, a different style, if you will.
Do you miss bondage é BDSM tumblr? Well, it’s official – Tumblr porn is dead. For those of you who don't know, as of December 2018, the webmasters at Tumblr, in all of their wisdom, decided to permaban the posting of all erotic content on their platform. Of course, that means that all of the existing porn is being systematically removed meaning that the only thing of substance left on Tumblr are purple-haired, angry SJW feminists screeching about the oppression of the patriarchy. That means that there’s even more server space for even more Tumblr vomit. Super, right? *eyeroll* So, in response, the interwebs are a-buzzing with articles linking to sites which can give you your Tumblr-style porn fix. Some of them are okay, a few are good, and some are just meh. Most of these new sites are just getting off of the ground, so there isn't much to look at. Of course, trying to get niche porn on a Tumblr-like site is going to be even harder. However, I think that BDSMLR might be one of the better Tumblr-style fetish platforms on the web so far.
Who’s ready to have some Phun? If anybody else asked, you might think I was offering up a family-friendly game night or maybe an evening of getting sloshed with the boys. This is your old buddy ThePornDude talking, though, so you know this has got to be some perverted entertainment I’m suggesting. Funny spelling or not, my idea of Phun pretty much always involves whipping my dick out. The fine folks who run this next site seem to have the same idea. According to the motto at the top of the page, “Girls Just Wanna Have Phun.org”, but we all know that desire ain’t limited to the fairer sex. Since 2004, their blog has been offering up a mix of dirty pictures, funny pictures, and dirty funny pictures. It sounds simple enough, but how many blogs do you know that have been around this long? I’m determined to figure out their secret sexual formula.
xMissy.nl has been going at it ever since 2005, which is quite impressive. That's around 13 years of posting filth on the internet! An important thing that has to be mentioned about the filth you find in here is that this is almost exclusively Dutch filth. Well, I'm not saying that the porn here comes exclusively from the Netherlands, that's for sure. What I mean is that this website is primarily available in the Dutch language. However, we have been blessed with an option to check the page out in the English language, too, which is a great thing! There aren't many speakers of the Dutch language in the world, so this is a very good thing. The basics You'll notice that x Missy has been divided into a few sections, but primarily, there are only four sections. The first section is the "home" section, and what you'll find here are Missy's videos, Missy's babes and pictures mixes of real girls. You'll notice soon enough that xMissy.nl is all about girls. Like, there aren't many dudes in these pornos. In fact, there are pretty much none! I mean, that's not really a bad thing. Well, for girls it is, probably. But you'll have to see your fair share of man meat someplace else, hetero girls. However, us straight men and gay/bi girls are going to enjoy the fuck out of xMissy. So, most videos here are solo videos or girl-on-girl videos. You'll also find a few other things within the "home" section. For starters, there is the "SinClub," and what you find in here are live webcams of some of the hottest girls on the internet, and I'd have to say that you definitively won't get disappointed. There are few more sub-sections in here that have to be mentioned, such as the Sinns.com section (this one is still all about babes), the Nederporn.TV section which isn't much different than the previous one (but you may see a guy in these videos here and there), and there is also the xMissyStore toyshop where you can buy all kinds of sex toys.
Sexy And Funny! Welcome to a place that’s full of laughs and full of wanks. The site SexyAndFunny.com focuses on both the funny and sexy as the name would suggest and tries to bring it to your screen as authentically as possible. Now, I don’t know about you, but I love me a bit of banter when it comes to sex. It helps keep things fresh. I’ve gone through so many women that I would certainly have gotten bored with sex if I didn’t use a little bit of humor here and there to spice things up.
Are you looking for a porn site that does things a bit differently? Then you should head over to Alrincon right away. It’s the sort of place where you will find a host of pornographic blog posts, complete with sexy video samples that’ll have you cumming for days! If that sounds ideal to you, then you need to visit Alrincon the next chance you get! But wait! First, let’s look at how many blog posts you can expect to find there! Over 11,000 XXX blog posts One of the outstanding things about Alrincon is that you’re getting so much content in each blog post. Which may sound odd, considering that a blog post type of layout is not the first thing you think about when you are considering getting off to a porn site. But I am happy to tell you that this is exactly what you will find when you visit Alrincon. What makes me so certain of that exactly? It is because Alrincon does literally utilize a blog layout to display porn for you to watch and get off to. You may not think it works. But I am happy to tell you that it actually does work well for Alrincon. I don’t always like this kind of layout. It looks dated and out of place when it comes to showing you porn. I have reviewed plenty of sites on ThePornDude so I know what I am talking about! But Alrincon is one of the few porn sites that actually manage to make the blog layout work quite well for itself. The posts are jam packed with different links to porn (more on that in a moment). Meaning that when you see a blog post featuring porn, you’re not just getting a 1:1 ratio. In other words, one blog post equals a handful of videos, galleries, etc. And when you consider that Alrincon has over 11,000 blog posts from one page to the next, it just goes to show you that this pornographic blog is using the blog layout to the best of its abilities. Should they consider going the more traditional route and making it navigate more like a, you know, a video site? I don’t fucking know. Maybe? But who really cares anyway? Half the fun of Alrincon is tapping or clicking on a blog post and seeing random videos that appear in there. Maybe Alrincon is onto something here. Do fuck faces like you enjoy unpacking porn videos and galleries but in a blog post form? I suppose some of you probably do. Well, you get to do all of that on Alrincon, so try it out for yourself and see exactly what you can expect to find when you dig through Alrincon and look at all of the incredible videos, galleries, and more that are waiting for you to jerk off to within every blog post. So how does all of that shit work? Get some patience bro! Then I’ll tell you!
It’s a URL, it’s a porn gallery, it’s URL Galleries! With an introduction this simple, you can expect a pretty simple website, an that’s exactly what URLGalleries.net is. This place will get you where you need to be in record time as it presents all sorts of amazing and sexy porn pic collections to you at no cost whatsoever. I mean, it’s not only that it’s all for free, but it’s also that there’s so much content here, it’s incredible, to say the least. I absolutely adore how amazing this website is and how many porn pics they have. It’s like they read my mind and were like: “Yep, we’re making this site alright”. These guys are literally saints I’m telling ya.
Are you tired of all the nonsensical porn that just doesn’t have any substance to it? Are you craving for something more than just video after videos of people fucking and you jacking off to them? Do you want something that’s a little classier than what you’re used to? No? Hah, I feel ya, but if you do there’s Flesh Bot with their very professional blog series on all sorts of things connected to the porn industry. That’s right, this isn’t your average tube website, this place has some actual content, and it offers it to you for absolutely free. Porn media? Sure, but this place is a lot more than just that So, for instance, if you want to watch a video on this site, you certainly can. There is a fine selection of those to go around here, but they aren’t like the videos you’ll find on other porn sites. Instead, these hit pieces have accompanying text that gives you some more context about what’s going on, and this can really enhance the experience. This is all in case you care enough to read through the article, cause if you don’t then you might as well go to a regular old porn site and you won’t be missing anything. I’m not even trying to sound pretentious or anything, cause even I don’t wanna do this much reading just to get off to some sexy goodness. This place if for the porn connoisseurs, the people who have seen everything that can be seen when it comes to porn and are sick and tired of seeing the same shit over and over again. They wanted a change, and FleshBot.com provides. Now you can kick back with a pipe in one hand and a monocle in the other and read as many articles on porn as you want on here. I mean, I know I’ve seen all the porn that can be seen, but I’m still not bored of it for some reason!
ENF-CMNF blog! What could be hotter than a bunch of naked chicks? how about naked chicks in public that feel embarrassed by it? It’s sort of taboo when you think about it, but this is exactly the kind of content you’ll find on ENF-CMNF.com. This place is all about this kind of content and you’ll be scrolling through an endless supply of it while you’re browsing the website. It operates as a free blog, so everyone can check the content out if they so, please. The beginnings and history of ENF-CMNF.com How about some background on this place? I mean, honestly, it is kind of sexy to think about that entire situation since it’s pretty taboo, but to dedicate an entire blog to it and to regularly update it since 2010? The madman! But to be fair, he doesn’t do all the work by himself. In fact, he only uploaded content to this site alone for the first few years and then other visitors jumped onboard the entire ordeal and started uploading their own ENF and CMNF content to this website. That’s exactly why the site is called ENF-CMNF.com, since all the content on here has something to do with these niches. What do these acronyms mean now that we’re at it? Well, I’ll try to explain as simply as possible.
Looking for sexy Russian girls? Are you ever tired of the savagery that you see in porn and just want to lay back with some passionate galleries and stroke your wand to those instead. I know that after a long day, there’s nothing better than to unwind with some beautiful babes that are professionally shot on photography sets. Porn is great and all for when you want to let it all out, but for when you’re completely drained there are sites like RussiaSexyGirls.com which will make you feel nice and relaxed. Some of the hottest Russian chicks in town As you might’ve already guessed with the domain name, Russia Sexy Girls hosts exclusively Russian chicks and exclusively galleries of them. So only pictures and nothing else. This is great since if you have a good photographer, you know that you’re going to end up getting some really sexy pictures. A lot of people think that it’s easy to get those shots, but really, it’s harder than some professional photo shoots in other spheres of entertainment.
Heroine Movies! Are you in the mood for a different type of porn? Well, if you are, then I invite you to take a fucking look today at Heroine Movies! It’s the kind of porn you’re into if you want to get off to fighting and wrestling types of pornographic movies. If that’s the kind of fetish content you are into, then I invite your ass to take a quick look today at Heroine Movies and get off to this unique type of porn! Dozens of super heroine movies One of the things that really made my eyeballs bulge out of my fucking skull was how all the movies on Heroine Movies involve hot babes fighting in superhero attire. No, that’s not all you will find here (as you will see in a moment), but most of the content is here. If you are into watching female superheroes get off with bad guys and other crime fighting hot vixens, this is where you are going to find it all. Heroine Movies has dozens of super heroine movies as of this review. I am certain that more content has gone live as time has passed. And if more content continues to get posted on a regular basis, Heroine Movies is going to be filling a void that a lot of fucking horny ass bros like you have been longing for. Why do I say that? Because Heroine Movies caters to a type of fetish-friendly content that you don’t always see. There are all kinds of fetish genres out there. Fuck, I know firsthand since I review most of them all on ThePornDude. But there is a certain type of fetish-friendly content that really does not get represented that much. I’m talking about the fighting fetish type of porn. Where performers wrestle and fight nakedly. You don’t come across that kind of content all the time, but there are fans out there that want that kind of shit. That’s exactly what they are going to find when they look at Heroine Movies! It’s this kind of unique, fetish-focused content that will keep horny fucks like you coming back for more!