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If I have just one pet peeve in this life, it’s when you’re suddenly hit with a pop-up for boner pills or an unskippable video ad while you’re watching a bukkake scene. One moment you’re about to see a chick take facial cumshot number five as you approach your own explosive climax, the next you’re fumbling sticky-handed with the mouse while all the other Starbucks customers give you funny looks. Best case scenario, you get back to business after a couple clicks and a couple seconds. If the ads are too long, though, you may end up having to whip up a new boner from scratch.

Or worse, what if you’re about to watch your favorite pornstar take a load in her eyes, nose and mouth, but the video cuts off before the money shot? The sample scenes and preview montages posted all over the free tubes tend to leave out some of the best moments, often cutting away from the cumshot and then fading back on a beautiful face painted with a glistening, fresh coat of semen. Hell, I’m guilty committing the same cinematic crime in some of my preview vids for PornDudecasting; it’s how the studios lure you from the free sites to the paid ones, wallet in one hand and erect penis in the other.

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Why should I pay for bukkake premium pornography, if I can watch it for free?

Look, dude, nobody’s making you pay for your bukkake porn. If you want to watch girls getting jizzed on for free, I’ve got an entire section here at ThePornDude devoted to Facial Cumshot Porn Sites where you can do just that. The thing is, I have a feeling you’ve already checked out that list and shaken your dick at those sites. It’s okay to want an upgrade.

I’ve already touched on the issues of convenience. The free cumshot tubes only offer short preview scenes versus the full-length movies you’ll find below, and they pile on as much spam as their visitors are willing to put up with. The free sites often skimp on bandwidth, too, so you end up watching bukkake in pixel mode, with cumshots that look like white Tetris bricks shooting all over the place.

Your choices are pretty limited on the free sites, too, because you pretty much have to settle for whatever’s on offer. There’s plenty of free stuff, thousands of videos, but when you want something specific, it’s worth paying for. Instead of hoping another high-quality facial video gets posted this week on the free sites, you can sign on with a paysite that you know is going to drop a new scene, and has a track record of high quality.

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What are the best facial cumshot porn and bukkake premium sites in 2024?

I have a feeling you already know the answer to that question, at least in a general sense, because you’re literally looking at the list. These are the very best facial and bukkake paysites I’ve found in my masturbatory travels around the internet. Just start at the top of the list if you’re eager to get right into it, and you can check out my full writeups if you still need some more info before you pull the trigger on a membership.

These sites tend to share some similar themes, like hot chicks getting doused with huge amounts of man milk. Still, there’s a lot of variety contained within. Perhaps the biggest question to ask yourself is just who you’re looking to see get splooged on.
If you want to see legit amateur chicks getting splashed with cum, you’ve got a number of great options here. BlowBangGirls and CumOnWives are full of girls you’ve never seen before, while joints like FacialCasting offer up a mix of first-timers and seasoned bukkake pros.

A lot of these sites feature mid-tier pornstars, not the most famous in the world but still recognizable starlets. I’d put JesseLoadsMonsterFacials and 1000Facials in this category. Those of you who prefer the bigger names can check out AmericaBukkake, FilthFlix and CumForCover. For Euro chicks getting blasted with jizz, you’ve got a bunch of choices, like CumPerfection, PartyBukkake, SplatBukkake, BukkakeFest and ExtremeBukkake. BukkakeNow has the hookup on authentic bukkake JAV straight from Japan, though you’ve got to contend with the usual Japanese censorship.

If you’re just looking for a bukkake movies or two, I’ve included a couple VOD (Video On Demand) sites. AEBN and HotMovies both have whole sections full of women getting facials and bukkake orgies, with a slew of options for purchase or rental. HotMovies also has a subscription plan (Select Unlimited) that includes a fair number of those messy-ass films you’re after.

PornDude, can I get a discount in return for a cum donation to the local sperm bank in town?

Well, I was really hoping that’d be the case, but they said they’d call the police if I show up at the sperm bank again. They didn’t even seem interested in the milk jug full of white gold I’d scooped off the floor of a recent bukkake shoot. Whatever, though, I’ve been in contact with the people who run these cumshot websites. They don’t all want to play nice, but sometimes they’re willing to pass along a little break to PornDude visitors.

Whenever I’ve been able to get you guys a coupon, I’ve simply included it in my outgoing links. You literally don’t have to do anything to get the deals besides start your bukkake porn searches here. Remember: this applies to all of my rankings and reviews of porn sites, free or paid, here at ThePornDude. There are a lot of good reasons why I’ve had the number-one online smut directory for so many years running, and this is just another one.

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I figured as much. You cared enough to get this far. Now that you’re literally a click away from what might be the best facial cumshot porn you’ve ever seen, it’d be kind of fucking stupid to close your browser and go back to work. Go ahead: rub one out first.

As always, I keep this list of Premium Facial Cumshot Porn Sites up to date at all times. Whenever I find another paysite that meets my stringent cost and quality criteria, I’ll be sure to update my rankings accordingly. Bookmark this page and you’ll always know exactly where to find the good stuff.

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Today, we’re checking out a rather new site with a ton of content centered around facials if you couldn’t figure that out from the name. Well, Facials4K is yet another top-notch studio production website loaded with proper triple-A content that’s sure to make your head spin and your balls empty. Personally, I’ve always been more partial to oral cumshots because that way, the bitches can swallow the cum. Everyone knows that cum belongs down women’s throats. It’s a universal truth. But some people prefer to see the cum across a chick’s face, and I don’t judge. As long as the cum ends up on or around a woman, I’m a happy camper. Did you know that there’s actually an age-old sexual practice called Coitus Saxonicus that’s supposed to function as male birth control? Well, this is how it works: you punch yourself in the bladder right as you’re about to cum, and that opens your bladder sphincter so that cum goes up inside your bladder and not out your dick. That’s a bit of cum related trivia for you. The guys that star in the videos for Facials4K obviously don’t do this. They shoot their load straight out the dick and onto the girl’s face, but not before a bunch of underwhelming stuff happens on camera first. Let’s get into the details!

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GermanGooGirls! Pornography is one of mankind’s greatest art forms. It’s been with us since prehistoric times and really ramped the fuck up in the 20th century. I love how elements of one culture’s porno can become commonplace in the smut world as a whole. Bukkake is a great example. Born in Japan, the sticky, messy fetish is now popular around the world. I recently had a chance to check out a German take on the Asian tradition over at German Goo Girls. I’ve seen some crazy-ass fetish porn, so for a moment, I thought GermanGooGirls.com was going to have chicks rolling around in oil, mud, pudding, or some other bullshit--potentially even actual bullshit. Thankfully, as soon as I loaded the tour page, I saw all the slime was human-originated. Crisis averted! I guess I really should have known, considering the site has been building their bukkake collection since 2002. What can I say? Sometimes I’m late to the party, but when I get there, I really turn up.

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The name of the game today is bukkake, so I figured I would do a little research into the largest bukkake I could find on film. Unsurprisingly, it's pretty difficult to get official numbers on that sort of thing. It turns out the Guinness book of world records doesn't keep track of that one for some reason. The Guinness Book of Porn Records I can't imagine why. The Guinness Book of World Records was initially printed to help settle bar disputes. Sex is often the subject of bar disputes, so it would seem to me that three-quarters of the book should be sex stuff every year. In case you find yourself in such a situation, know that I keep track of some sex records. If you're at a local watering hole and need to know the length of the longest penis or how much the world's strongest vagina can lift, check it out. One of the records we track is the world's largest gang bang. This gang bang consisted of nine hundred and nineteen dicks all going into one vagina. That pussy must have been absolutely destroyed afterward. She was sitting on an ice block for the next two weeks. I can't help but wonder what it was like for guy number nine hundred and nineteen. I imagine that bitch's pussy wasn't even touching his cock. It must have felt like fucking a light breeze. Nevertheless, I commend him on being able to bust a nut. While that is an impressive feat, it didn't include bukkake, which was fucking stupid. If she was thinking straight, she could have hit two birds with one stone. But I suppose a bitch taking almost a thousand cocks in a day isn't thinking straight. I was able to find a video of a bitch swallowing one hundred and forty-one loads, which is an impressive feat. This bitch was thinking. She knew she could tag the bukkake and the cum swallowing record in one go. Good for her. My only problem with that record is that it seems low. The bukkake record should be higher than the gangbang record. A bitch doesn't have to touch a single cock to win the bukkake record. Just line up a thousand dudes and let them beat off on you. Have some fluffers toward the front of the line to help speed up the process, and you could be in and out with your record in only a couple of hours. I'm beginning to feel a duty to make this happen. It seems like such an easy task to me. I even know the perfect bitch to hire. Marion from CumDrinkingWife is the perfect candidate. She would love every single minute of it and be proud of her accomplishment. Plus, her husband would have no problem recording the proceedings. Well, if it happens, I'll tell you where that video might end up. BukkakeFest. Could there be a better name for a site that carries the most giant bukkake ever? I think not.

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What is it exactly that makes bukkake so fucking arousing? Straight men hate the look, feel, smell and general existence of cum. I know that much. You don’t have to tell me – I produce my own, thank you. That shit smells rancid and I eat a lot of pineapples so it’s not like I’m not at least trying my best. And yet, even though my spunk smells like decaying roadkill, women can’t get enough of it. Every single woman I’ve ever slept with has swallowed my cum at least once – and that’s a lot of women. It’s also a lot of cum. I haven’t gotten any complaints yet. How that is possible, I do not know. I would rather drink sludge than have cum anywhere near my face. And yet, I can’t get enough of watching women absolutely glazed over in cum, especially by multiple men at once. I suspect this kind of arousal comes from the knowledge of the submission and general depravity that the girls are going through. There’s something about my attraction to women that really makes me enjoy the idea of women getting sexually decimated in demeaning ways. I don’t understand the logic there. I mean, I love women. I have nothing against them. I certainly don’t want any harm to befall them. And yet, when I see them gagging on cum, puking on the floor from over-exertion and then begging for even more penile punishment, I’m harder than adamantium. That’s the metal that Wolverine’s claws are made of, in case you didn’t know. I’m a bit of a nerd. Suck it. Anyways, back on topic; when I get the urge to see some quality cum explosions on some quality babes, I frequent sites like PartyBukkake.

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