Porn blogs? Why would I be interested in this, PornDude?
Are you the kind of guy who is just not satisfied to watch porn? You want to immerse yourself and know everything about what is going on. This is probably why you are drawn to "reading" blogs. They range to things that are all about one specific porno topic, to other things that have to do with the industry as a whole, and others which focus on telling you all about the most popular pornstars or porn movies. Many of these websites do a good job of amalgamating some hot free galleries from the top studios, and others cover the news that is going on in the biz.
What else are porn blogs good for?
Well, when you don’t have the ability to watch a full porno movie, it’s a good way to get your fix of hot content. In addition, if you don’t have a good web connection you can also use these to browse without having to wait for movies to load up or download. If you’re at work or in a place where watching a sex movie with sound and action wouldn’t be appropriate, blogs are a way to make your cock stiff and look at smut on the down low.
What kind of content can be found on them?
You might be wondering what you will find there. The answer is that you’ll see just about everything and anything that has to do with smut. There are galleries of hardcore content with plenty of sucking and fucking, galleries of solo girls masturbating and stripping, and free trailers of all this as well. Pretty much any topic or category that you can think of from anal to zentai suits can be found. Some of them are more humorous than others, and some are more journalistic, but they all have your sexual pleasure in mind.
If you want to find interviews with hot pornstars like Lela Star, Dani Daniels or Piper Perri and reviews of new adult movies, DVD's and paysites, you should definitely go with Fleshbot. It’s a legendary blog and they are definitely the most journalistic of the bunch. If you want celebrity nude pics you should go for BOS, which claims to be one of the best places around to get pics from The Fappening which had celebrities like Kirsten Dunst and Kate Upton.
What are the best porn blogs in 2024?
You are a lucky guy and here is why. Most people have to search the web looking for their favorite blog. They have to check out the features that suit them the best and make their own decisions. But luckily for you, I’ve decided for you by doing all of the research that could be time you spent fapping to hot smut. My number one blog is definitely Fleshbot. It’s been around for ages and it has a great modern layout. They have a real journalistic perspective with quality reviews and news stories from sexperts. There are also interviews with the top stars and they even make their own GIFs of their favorite moments.
Up for the number two spot on my exclusive list is Sexy and Funny. I love this blog because it will make you laugh as much as it makes your dick hard. It has everything a guy could need. It has different galleries from sexy and artistic nude sites like Hegre Arts, and some tame pics from hardcore networks like Mofos. For number three I couldn’t ignore xMissy which gets updated every single day and since it’s been around since 2005, there is a huge backlog of content for you to browse.
Damn, I can't wait to check out the latest news in porno land, PornDude!
Of course, because you're one of those no life fuckers who has nothing better to do than play with your fucking dick in your mom's basement.
Anyways, when you want to quickly look at a wide variety of smut from different sources or you can’t watch full sex movies at the moment, this is the best place to look. You’ll quickly catch up with what’s going on with your favorite adult sites, whether you love nude females with clothed males which you can find on ENF-CMNF. There is also a site dedicated to the sexiest girls in Russia and plenty of other websites out there with other niches, but don’t forget the ones that are simply dedicated to anything that falls under the umbrella of pornography. Blogs are a great way to get your fix for free or preview premium content before you make the commitment of getting access.
Check out my favorite sex blogs because I’m pretty sure you will love them too, and you’ll enjoy browsing gallery after gallery of porno shoots and hot photos.
People have this totally wrong image of depraved porn addicts. They think we’re just a bunch of humorless creeps jerking off in dank basements, our only utterances the primal grunts and groans of men, little more than apes, caving in to their basest desires. Well, those people have never heard me cranking it to the parody pornos over at Digital Playground. That shit is sexy and laugh-out-loud hilarious. Parody scenes can be a quick and easy way for porn studios to cash in on current trends. There’s definitely an art to combining comedy and cultural references with hardcore fuck scenes, and most attempts fall short. DigitalPlayground.com has been around since 1995, though, so clearly they’re doing something right. Let’s see why 6 million visitors a month are so turned on.
When is the last time you visited the Fap House now that you have been wandering on the internet to look for the best stuff to float your sunk boat? Back up, dumbass! I am not referring to your auntie's place, where you are not allowed to fuck your (+18)teen cousin, leading you to the bathroom to rub out load after load. (Chill, son, I just know how painful it is to not fuck a hot cousin. Fap House is a premium site that has ridiculously made a grand entrance in the porn industry, getting up to over a million visits daily a couple of months after its debut – any smut peddler must be jealous. One thing I have realised about smut sites is that these never want or never know how to make desperate wankers fucking fill up their old gym socks in hot cum. You will find renowned premium smut sites giving the bottom-of-barrel shit; something Fap House was able to crack after their grand entrance; this priceless dungeon offers full-length pornos from many sources at one price. Who is not a sucker for good deals? Especially that one that will make your morning fap session productive? If you are a lonely pervert who will never have a glimpse of a real wet pussy, not even from a bimbo from a dating app, where else would you rather be to have your moods cheered this weekend if not at Fap House?
Do you enjoy laughing while you cum? Or like watching pornographic bloopers for some reason? What kind of person are you?! You know what? I don’t really give a fuck – so don’t answer! What I do know is that Spicevids has a section devoted just for you, I guess because they already know what it is that you’re looking for. Is that spooky to you? I don’t fucking care! So what section am I talking about? I’m referring to Spicevids.com/Funny. Yes, funny! This is where you’ll find the hot as hell porn that’ll have you laughing while you’re tugging that cock, resulting in your balls exploding if you’re not careful. See what I found whenever I looked around on Spicevids.com/Funny, and find a unique type of porn that that’ll have you giggling while you’re drenched in cum!
Are you fucking horny as hell and ready to get off to the kind of content that speaks to you? Well, mother fucker? What the hell are you in the mood for? Midgets? Lactating midgets? Midgets that are put on a spinning pedestal and suck dick while zooming around in circles? Oh, you are horny for parody adult films, eh? You may think that there is not a place you can go to get your parody XXX films fix, but I want you to know that you’re fucking wrong! Because once you head over to Hot Movies.com/Parody XXX Films, you will find that there are all kinds of amazing parody adult films throughout the years. If that sounds goddamn awesome to you, then head over there and see what kind of compelling shit that you can find. It is all fucking there for you, so why wait? Check out Hot Movies.com/Parody XXX Films today, and get off to the kind of content that speaks to you! You know you want it!
What’s up, you dirty dog! How’s your cock holding up? Have you been remembering to take breaks? You’ve got to give that little pecker a rest, or you’ll be beating some burnt meat real soon! Trust me. I know from experience! But you can spend one more day engaging in some much-needed “self-care”, right? Well, that’s great to hear! Because I’ve got some pretty great content for you and your cock today! In a world where movies are being made for either 18-year-old girls or the Chinese government, it’s nice to be able to appreciate the finer of the arts. Some directors have a particular vision. They see the world in a different way than us, ordinary people. And with that vision comes some of the most visionary pieces of porn in modern history! Haha! That’s right, my friend! Today, I will be talking about the gold standard of porn flicks! Sure, we all love the kind of porn with a well-thought-out and engaging story — the ones that make us question our life choices. We love the goofy, thoughtless “Pizza Delivery Guy” schtick. But the kind of movies you’ll hear about time and time again? That’s right! Good old porn parodies! Even if you’ve never watched porn in your life, you’ll have heard of some porn version of a movie: Titanic Orgy, A Tale of Two Titties, Everybody Does Raymond, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Forrest Hump, Pulp Friction. (I didn’t have to give that many examples, but I couldn’t help myself. They’re hilarious.) I would love to make a porn parody just to come up with the name! ”Captain America: Civil Whore” See? Doesn’t that sound like a hit? Porn parodies have become so popular that they’re looked at like less of a porno and more of a cultural alternative! It’s the kind of thing you could coax your friends into watching with you as a joke. ”So, are there sites with enough taste to stream these pieces of art?” I hear you ask. Of course, there is! Today, we’re going to be looking into the world of Adultempire.com. This site has a collection of over 1800 videos of porn parodies! From the goofy, low-budget rip-offs to the ”Holy shit! I can’t believe this is a porno” movies. You can enjoy the bedroom version of all the classic movies we enjoy! I can’t wait to get into all the naughty little details, haha! And if you consider yourself a bit of a movie buff… Well, I would cancel my plans for the next two weeks if I were you! You’re about to have a fucking ball!
It's easy to forget that porn can be more than boner-inspiring. Most of the time, a man booting up his computer to watch some titties has a plan in mind. That plan is to stroke his penis until it fires out the devil's milk. It isn't fucking rocket science. Two Good Things However, sometimes I pull up porn to get a good laugh also. Parody porn has been around as long as porn has. Often, the films are based around significant movie releases and combine regular porn with humor. There is nothing like combining the joys of laughter and cumming. Parodies aren't just for laughs. They can also make dreams come to life. Who hasn't been watching a movie or show and thought to themselves, "I wonder what it would be like to fuck that bitch?" That's what I think ninety percent of the time I watch TV. It makes following the plot a bit difficult. Some fantasies are quite common. For example, take the character Harley Quinn from "Batman." Anyone who has ever read a Batman comic, watched a show or seen a movie has thought about fucking Harley Quinn. She is the ultimate fuckable crazy bitch. Let's not forget about video games. There isn't a single video game player on planet earth that doesn't want to fuck Lara Croft. Those polygonal titties have been the impetus behind many boners over the last twenty years. They may be a touch sharp, but I'd still titty fuck those triangles all day.
Sometimes when I’m feeling Wicked, the only thing that’ll satisfy me is something filthy. I’m not saying the wickedness goes away or anything, but I just really love rubbing one out while watching a good dirty movie. Incidentally, I saw some good X-rated parody flicks today that fit my criteria, and I have a feeling you might enjoy them as much as I did. Wicked.com is a premium porn site specializing in cinematic and parody porn movies. They’ve been around for thirty years now, making them something of an institution in smut, and they’ve had a lot of time to refine their formula for adult spinoffs of the usual box-office blockbusters hitting the megaplexes. The big difference here is that you won’t get kicked out of the theater for shaking your dick at the screen, so their half-million monthly visitors won’t run into the same issue I have at the local AMC. My lawyer says I really have to stop.
VitalyUncensored! The landing page to this next one spells it out in pretty clear terms, screaming at you in all caps, WILD PRANKS, TITS AND ASS, NO RULES! Hey, that sounds like my kind of joint, and the preview video backs that up: some dude named Vitaly promises pranks on another level, and it seems like most of them involve exposed tits in public. VitalyUncensored.com apparently features stunts like convincing a bum to talk into a female cop’s huge titties, or getting a dude on his way to a job interview to grope some gorgeous stranger in an elevator. VitalyUncensored is a pretty new site, but they’re already pulling around 8000 visitors a day. Vitaly Zdorovetskiy has been making a shit ton of noise on the Internet for years, though. His YouTube channel has over 1.65 billion views and over 10 million subscribers, with similarly massive numbers for his vlog channel. Of course, those platforms come with a certain number of “community guidelines”, which means you can’t really do the raunchy stuff you and I would like to watch. VitalyUncensored is supposed to represent the prankster at top form, without any censorship or other bullshit to hold him back.
That Sitcom Show! Have you ever heard someone claim that we are currently living in a golden age of television? Douchebags that want to sound smart at parties like to point this out. “Oh, did you just binge the entirety of How I Met Your Mother on Hulu last month, Cindy? Interesting … We live in such a golden age of television.” The worst part? Cindy completely ate that bullshit up and that douchebag is probably getting laid after the party. What that douchebag is likely referring to, though, when he makes that pretentious comment is the fact that streaming services such as Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime have revolutionized the way that we consume content, resulting in a much higher demand for quality series than ever before. Plus, each streaming service also offers their own original content, providing platforms for shows and movies that would have never seen the light of day through the old cable network model. So, with more pressure for higher quality content and an increase in the number and kinds of series available, fine, I suppose the douchebag is not completely incorrect in asserting that we are experiencing a golden age of television. Likewise, though, we are also experiencing a golden age of porn. And since you aren’t the douchebag saying pretentious things to hot girls at the party to sound way smarter than you actually are, this is a very good thing for you. You have more porn at your disposal than any man ever has in the history of adult entertainment. All it takes is a couple of clicks of the mouse and you have access to millions upon millions of porn videos, many of which won’t cost you a thing thanks to the advent of free porn tubes. But, as I’m sure you already know, free porn tubes have their downsides. It’s not always easy, for example, to find high-quality full-length professional porno on tube sites. It’s also difficult to get any sort of consistency with sites like Porn Hub or Red Tube. What you find on porn tubes is completely at the whim of what gets uploaded by other users and, more often than not, what happens to be featured that day. If you want consistently high-quality professional grade top tier porn, however, you’re probably going to have to go to the premium pay sites. And, since television and porno are both experiencing golden ages, wouldn’t it be nice if there was a porn site that provided awesome professional porn based on popular tv shows? You know damn well that 75% of the time when you’re watching shit on Netflix, you’re just fantasizing about fucking the female leads. Well, there is a porn site out there that hopes to help you live out your TV show fantasies. I present to you, ThatSitcomShow.com.
Nubiles ET! For the longest time, I avoided watching The Handmaid’s Tale because I heard it was some kind of science-fiction dystopia based around #MeToo. After spending the last week jerking off to Hulu, all I’ve got to say is Me Too! Holy fuck, if I had known it was about a world with designated fuck slaves, I would have started watching a long time ago. When I found out NubilesET has their own porno parody of the series, I knew I needed to take a look. NubilesET.com is a brand fucking new site, putting its legs on the ground in May 2019. It’s only been a couple of short months, but the site has already been earning some attention for its hot sluts in scandalous situations based on your TV masturbatory fantasies. I’m a huge pervert who gets a ton of mileage out of primetime dramas, so I’m really eager to see sexed-up versions of the same characters.
Parody Pass! Remember when Netflix and chill was a thing? It was short-lived, but for a glorious moment in time, we had a perfectly viable excuse to invite girls over for sex. Not that there were never perfectly viable excuses to invite girls over for sex before Netflix and chill became known. There have always been great excuses for that. No, the difference was in the fact that any girl who agreed to come over to Netflix and chill knew damn well what was about to go down. There was no playing dumb on either side. She sure as hell wasn’t really trying to watch Breaking Bad reruns or whatever the fuck was big on Netflix at the time. If she came over, you’d put something on Netflix, for sure, but that was all part of the charade. You’d feign like you were going to watch the show, but within the first episode, neither you nor she would be paying any attention to the computer screen. She’d already have your dick in her mouth! And then maybe you’d be watching, at least halfheartedly while she sucked your dick. Honestly, it depended quite a bit on how good of a blowjob it was, didn’t it? Eventually, though, it came time to fuck her. You’d take her pants off and she’d get on her knees, bent over, doggystyle (because, well, you just met after all, and doggy is perfectly impersonal enough for such a situation). Then maybe she would get a turn to watch (if you’re not fucking her good enough, that is). It seems like the days of Netflix and chill are all but gone. The phrase has basically become a meme at this point. But I will never forget that beautiful moment in time. Even if you didn’t have a lot of game (but you had a Netflix account) you could get laid. Now, this isn’t a problem for me, I still pull in my fair share of pussy, with or without Netflix and chill. But not everyone can be so smooth. Chances are, your body count has taken a hit in the wake of Netflix and chill … may we take a brief pause, a moment of silence for your cock … I have good news for you, though. There is still a way to combine your favorite shows and movies with an orgasm, even if you aren’t getting laid at the moment. Yes, I’m talking about the porn parody site. There are a few out there to choose from and, just like with any other kind of porn site, some are much better than others. So, with that in mind, let’s take a look at a premium paysite that specializes in parody porn known as Parody Pass.
She Reacts! One of my favorite moments during sex is when I first pull out my man meat. I love seeing the reaction on a bitches face as my monster hog seems to exit my pants endlessly. It’s like the first scene in Spaceballs, where the ship takes a minute and a half to pass by the screen. My Cockzilla I would describe the facial expression as a mixture of shock, aww, excitement, and fear. Bitches already know by my alpha energy that I have a serious piece on me, but they don’t expect it to be horse-sized. Any proper slut will be excited to find out what my cock feels like their pussy, but discovering said feeling could spell the demise of her pussy. That thing might not ever look the same again. Plus, it may ruin every cock but mine for her for the rest of her life. I love thinking about the next time a bitch has sex with another dude after me. She won't be able to help but feel disappointed when some meager man meat drops out of a loser's trousers. Sorry bitch. This dick is one of a kind. The Gods broke the mold after they made it. (For legal reasons) I'm willing to bet my life and the lives of everyone I care about that you've never seen a look like that. When you pull out your pitiful little boy cock bitches have to hold in laughter. It barely pierces the veil of your scrotum. If you were tanning nude, you'd have to tie your nuts back to get any sun on your shaft. Your shaft isn't even worth calling a shaft. Your dick goes from the root right to the head. It does not pass go, nor collect two hundred dollars.
Have you ever tried Jerkaoke? Before you answer, I guess I’d better explain a little more about what I’m talking about. This ain’t like the time you got really drunk at the bar and screamed half the words to Sweet Caroline into the mic before puking on yourself and cussing out the girl who didn’t want to go home with you. That kind of experience is technically referred to Assholaoke, which is not to be confused with the anal stuff you’ll find on this next website. Nah, the jerks here are physical motions, not dickheads like your dad. You get what I’m getting at yet? Based on the name, I thought Jerkaoke.com was going to be a porn site where the girls sing while getting banged. There’s actually a lot more going on than dirty karaoke, but the name fits because they’re putting out fun, light-hearted, premium hardcore dirty movies. They’re a relatively new brand, having dropped their first video toward the end of 2021, but you wouldn’t guess that from the hundreds of thousands of visitors they get every month. Let’s see what all those perverts are fapping to.
I had high hopes for CosplayGround the moment that link slid into my DMs this morning. The name didn’t tell me whether it was a free tube, paysite, photo gallery or what, but the very notion of a cosplay playground was enough to get me all hot, bothered, and eager to take a looksee for myself. Speaking as a guy with a giant cartoon head and raging human boner, I’ve always been partial to seeing beautiful women dressed up as famous characters. What’s hotter: shaking your dick at a Playstation game or an actual pornstar dressed as Lara Croft? If you chose the latter, stick with me, because I think you’re going to enjoy what I found inside. Cosplayground.com is a new site hawking premium cosplay and parody porn. The domain’s actually been around a while now, and I’m thrilled to see these guys making good use of it. I clearly ain’t the only one, as their traffic has exploded even in the early days after their launch. Let’s see what all the freaks, geeks, gamers and general perverts are getting into, shall we? Now, where the hell did I put my Batman mask and bottle of lube?