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PornDude, I want to fuck a real girl(18+) for free! Can these sex dating sites help me out for a hookup?

I assume you're not looking for a relationship, right? Since you're checking out this section on ThePornDude, I conclude you got sick of fantasy cybersex, giving yourself a handjob or playing with the clit, right? And you crave to feel some real pussy on your dick or desire a cock inside your vagina in your bed, isn't it?

To be straight to the point, yes, these websites are for people looking for direct sex without bullshit. There's no chit-chat, no flirting, no movie-dinner, or any of the "rules" that usually apply, before you can get laid. You meet, fuck, and go back home. It's as simple as that!

Why is this category useful for me and what kind of people can I meet?

Maybe you're married, bored of routine, feeling naughty and you feel like cheating on your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife with an affair (adultery)? No...? Wait, you're an alternative couple exploring polyamory, and you're looking for a cuckold threesome experiment in the glory hole, bareback dogging gangbangs outside on a parking lot, some hot swinger party action, partner exchange or wife swap in a BDSM club? Am I close yet?

Ah, you're divorced, lonely and seeking for a horny fuck buddy, nympho MILF, single soccer mom, desperate cougar, a friend with benefits, lust driven one night stand, easy pickup, flirt or a quick fling? Hmm, you're one of those lazy chicks or poor motherfuckers? You don't want to work, and you're looking for a sugar daddy or mama to support a rich, lavish lifestyle? (beware of golddiggers!)

Well, man, woman, or transgender, if you want to use the Internet as a way to chat, find casual sex dates locally in your area and have a good time, you’ll likely want to know what I have to say. These are the best platforms out there for meeting sexy singles, couples, or that someone special for a long-term love relationship after they proved themselves in the sack!

Oh, the number of dumb blondes, brunettes, redheads, and "Netflix and chill" hookups that I got on Tinder or Craigslist. Blowing weed and drinking booze, while having a "ménage à trois" trio (FFM) in my van. Some jealous douche even sprayed "bang bus" on it once, while I was "studying" in the toilets of the university library in Cali. It was hard getting the stench of pussy out of it. Some people even thought I sold fish!

There's a lot of fake shit on the internet! Why should I trust you?

WTF, you dare to call me a liar? I’m ThePornDude! I've had many relationships, fucked a lot of (ugly) girls in orgies, and I have lots of experience with many of these (free) adult dating sites. I have searched and refined my top choices for you in a convenient way so that you can get access to the world's best networking locations and real sex communities on your computer, mobile smartphone, or tablet anywhere, anytime.

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AdultFriendFinder

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You must have heard about hookup site Adult Friend Finder before aka aff.com? In 1994, a man named Andrew Conru created Web Personals, the first online dating site ever. In 1996, after selling Web Personals, he created a site called Friend Finder, one of the first social networking sites in existence. However, only days after Friend Finder went live, Conru and his crew noticed that the majority of what people were posting were naked photos of themselves and desperate pleas from people looking to get fucked. Naturally. That is, of course, what the internet is for, after all. Very shortly thereafter, Conru decided to start what he described as a “release valve” for Friend Finder. And in 1996, AdultFriendFinder.com was born, providing the first adult-oriented social networking site, years before Mark Zuckerberg had any idea that he would steal someone else’s idea and call it Facebook, years before Myspace even. These are the naughty origins of social media that nobody ever talks about. So, if you’re one of those people who gets horny and tries to slide into the hot 18+ chick from high school’s DMs at two in the morning, you might want to listen closely. There is a site for that. Stop embarrassing yourself by being all horny on Facebook and Instagram and give Adult Friend Finder a go. Chances are you have heard of Adult Friend Finder at one point or another. Its only real competitors are Match.com, Tinder, and OkCupid. Yup, it’s right up there with the big dogs of internet dating. In fact, in 2007, Adult Friend Finder was listed as one of the 100 most popular websites in the United States. Not only will you likely recognize it from porn site popup ads, but it has even received some critical acclaim, in both the world of adult entertainment and beyond. The site won the award for Dating Program of the Year at the XBIZ awards in 2010; About.com also voted it the best adult dating site in 2012.

Ashley Madison

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Want to cheat on your wife or girlfriend at AshleyMadison? Just because a goal has a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score. That’s the kind of attitude you need going into this next dating site. It’s all about discretion and secret hookups with horny women who aren’t satisfied with their relationships. That’s where you come in. It’s time to get out there and give these lonely babes the premium pounding that their lame-ass boyfriends or husbands aren’t providing. But this site isn’t just for you relationship destroyers out there. This platform is also great for single people to meet up more discretely. Tired of your coworkers or friends stumbling across your Tinder profile? Then this site is also for you! Ashleymadison.com is a discrete dating site made for you married people out there who aren’t happy with just one partner. With a slogan like “Life is short. Have an affair” you know exactly what this site is all about. And a fuck ton of people use this site. They bring in an impressive 13 million views every month. And Ashley Madison has been around since 2001. That’s nearly a decade of morally ambiguous matchmaking experience under their belt.

Fling.com

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You’ve seen it time and time again, I’m sure … “Sign up now for the number one hookup site! No charge! No card needed! Tons of hot sluts ready to fuck in your area!” How many times have you been fooled by that old trick, huh? Oh, who are we kidding? We both know you still click on these ads every once in a while, on the sheer hope that maybe, just maybe, one of them will be real one day. Unfortunately, though, this kind of site doesn’t seem to exist. If it seems too good to be true, hell, it probably is. But I still have hope that one of these days someone will figure out a way to come out with a completely free, real, sexy hookup site. Not like Tinder, either, something that is very explicitly for fucking. I don’t like to have to play all the games on apps like Tinder and Bumble and Plenty of Shit. It’s fucking annoying. Sure, Tinder has a reputation for facilitating a fuck ton of hookups, and it definitely has worked for me before. But it still requires way more work than I would have preferred to put into it! You still, most of the time, have to jump through hoops, play the game, before pussy is ever even close to being on the table. And the table is always a good place for pussy to be! It would be nice, however, if there could be just one site that is unabashedly for casual sex and nothing else. A site that commits to that mission – that mission to help you spew your emission – and is jam-packed with sexy broads who are horny and loose and ready to party. Somebody, please tell me if they find that site out there. I’ve heard of Feeld before, it’s an app, but I think it’s mostly for couples and swingers. Plus, it isn’t very popular, so I can’t imagine the selection would be stellar. And then I came across a site called Fling. Actually, there’s a really good chance that you’ve probably come across it at one point or another, too, whether or not you were even aware of it. It’s one of the more heavily advertised of all the “hook up” sites. It’s been placed on most of the popular porn tube sites, and it claims to be the real deal. Well, let’s take a look, shall we, and figure out, once and for all, if Fling is, in fact, the right site to help you find a hot fling of your own. From the moment you land on Fling’s home page, it appears to be the real deal. It looks pretty legit. You are greeted with a quick questionnaire regarding your gender and what you’re looking for. You’ll also be asked to provide your birth year (to confirm that you are over 18, of course). And they will be asking for your email address as well. Alright, that’s fine. This is precisely why I made a spam email address, to begin with. I highly recommend you do the same. Any time you want to sign up for a site that you are unsure of or that you already know is going to decimate your inbox with undesired emails, have an alternative email address to give them, so you can go on unbothered in your daily life, and only check the backup when you absolutely need to, to sign up for sites like this and whatnot. Once you’re registered, you will be prompted even further to fill out the remainder of your profile. Fling will ask you a few questions about what you’re looking for, the duration of the kind of fling you want, if and for how long you are willing to travel, the frequency of hookups you desire, how kinky you are, and a few basic physical trait questions (hair, eye color, etc.). Then, finally, once you get all of those questions answered, you will have access to the site.

FuckBook

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Wanna get laid at Fuck Book? There are plenty of dating sites out there, some of which even claim to be hookup friendly; others have just built a reputation for being so. Not every dating site is ideal, though, when it comes to trying to get laid online. So, how are you supposed to know which ones are legit for your dick and which ones are shit? Well, let’s break down a few of the more popular ones in terms of whether or not you are likely to have any luck using them in order to get a little bit of a better idea. The first dating site I want to take a look at is OkCupid. I’m sure you’ve heard of it at some point or another. It seems to work alright in terms of a site meant to get dates. But how much hookup potential does it have, if any? Well, “hookup” is an option that the site lets you put on your profile as an answer to the question “what are you looking for?” So, that’s a good start. But a more important question to ask when weighing whether or not a dating site will get you laid is, how many girls are on the site looking to hook up? And, depending on where you live (the size of your city), there are a few. More often than not, though, at least in my experience, it seems as if the girls who say they are looking to hook up are not, in reality, looking for that. For the most part, OkCupid is a good site to go out on dates, but as far as actually getting laid goes, I’ve had much better luck on other apps. One app that I’ve had more luck on than OkCupid is Tinder. Ah, the notorious Tinder. It has gained quite a reputation among the online dating apps for leading to more hookups than others, but is it a reliable source? Well, honestly, much like any other dating site or app, it really depends on whether or not you have game. There are a few approaches to getting laid on Tinder. Some guys like to be straightforward, messaging as many matches as they can “wanna fuck?” But this is not a foolproof method. Lots of girls, even the ones just looking to fuck, still appreciate the thrill of the chase. Or, more accurately, they appreciate the thrill of being chased. So, all though you will probably have better luck getting your dick wet on Tinder over OkCupid, you’re going to have to know how to navigate all of the pretenses that come with being on a dating site; you’ll likely have to take a lot of swings, in other words, before you finally hit a home run.

BeNaughty

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Looking to "Be Naughty"? Porn is fucking awesome, but it usually doesn’t get you laid. Sure, you can check out forums, or hop into discussions with other people on certain sites, but when does that ever work? Those people might be taken, or they might not be looking to get down. If you want to get some action, then you need to out there and put the time into finding the perfect babe. I’m talking about dating sites. No, not those preppy and stuck up sites where the chicks won’t even put out. I’ve got a site where every slut on there is looking to hook up and get fucked. Benaughty.com is a dating site that helps you get laid. Everyone is on here for one purpose: to fuck. You won’t get teased by those chicks on Tinder that are only “looking for friends.” Yeah, right, and I’m watching porn for the damn plot. No more dealing with prudes at "Be Naughty". But how popular can a site like that be? Pretty fucking popular. Over 15 million new visitors every month. And this dating site isn’t just some spry newcomer to the game. No, they have been around since early 2003. That’s over 15 years of playing matchmaker for all of you horny people out there. It all sounds amazing, but is it too good to be true? Let’s dive in and find out all the juicy details. When you first head over to the site you’ll be greeted with a sign-up page with the sexy looking blonde chick looking over her shoulder. “Fun dating with no waiting!” & “Find singles fast!” is in big white text at the bottom. Sounds a bit like those “horny singles waiting to fuck in your area” ads, but I don’t want to get too skeptical yet. All that it takes to sign up is your email, age, location, and type of hookup you’re looking for (man looking for woman, woman looking for a woman, etc.). And once you confirm your email, you’re in. You can then put in a bunch of personal information if you want, or just skip it and do it later.

SexDating

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Sex Dating can sometimes feel like playing the lottery. It’s a crazy-ass game of chance where you never know who you’re going to be in bed with at the end of the night. Will it be that hot brunette you matched with on Tinder, or is she going to ghost you after the first three messages? Yeah, let’s face it: a lot of you are going to settle for the fattest chick crying to herself at the end of the night at your local karaoke bar. It doesn’t have to be that way, though. Sometimes it’s just a matter of changing your strategy, looking elsewhere, or just playing it like a numbers game; if you keep shooting, you’re bound to score at some point. So why not gamify it just a little bit more? This SexDating SmartLink is your magic portal to a world of random sex partners near you. How? Well, you click it, and it sends you on a journey to a random local hookup site. How much easier could it get?

UberHorny

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Uber Horny! It can be a pain in the ass going out there to meet horny sluts. So many bitches these days have dumb fucking expectations for a “relationship” or “something stable.” Man, screw that. I just want to take a dime piece back to my pad and fuck her pussy raw until she has to stumble out in the middle of the night because, you cucks know, I’m not letting her spend the night. It can be tough to find sluts out in the wild who are down with that. Usually, the only chicks interested are way too fucking drunk or blasted out of their minds, and I’m not trying to catch a court case. So, I go online where broads are more willing to spread their legs for strangers on the internet. And that’s where I came across Uberhorny.com. It’s a meet-up site that has been around for right around a decade. Notice that I didn’t say a dating site. There’s no d-word here. This site is all about meeting up and getting laid. None of that annoying feeling shit getting in the way. So if you’re a dude looking to get some pussy then this is the place. Or, hell, maybe you’re a kinky bitch looking to get dicked down. Either way, this site brings in nearly 1 million visitors every single month, so they have to be doing something right.

Friends With Benefits

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The whole concept of Friends With Benefits can be a little controversial, depending on who you ask. There are dudes out there who claim it never works out, that there are always strings attached, no matter what she says. I’ve had my share of supposedly casual hookups that went sideways when the babes got jealous, but it doesn’t always go that way. In my experience, things tend to work out best when you’re really up front about what you want. These days, you don’t have to be looking for a girlfriend or a wife to get your dick wet, provided you know where to look. Match.com ain’t it for the casual flings, my friends! Somebody sent me a link this morning for Friends-With-Benefits.com, a hookup site designed to help you meet friends to have casual sex with. There’s no shortage of similar platforms out there, and I tend to be a little skeptical if it’s my first time hearing about one. This site gets a few million visits every month, though, which tells me right away it’s not some barren ghost town. The bigger questions are whether it’s going to be a total sausage fest or whether there are actually women using the service. I’m always on the lookout for new friends with benefits, so naturally I was eager to test drive a site that puts it right there in the name.

Heated Affairs

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Heated Affairs calls itself the World’s Largest Cheating Site, which is kind of a bold-ass claim for a joint getting just a tenth of the traffic they’re pulling over at Ashley Madison. Then again, a tenth of ten million is a pretty fucking deep pool of potential partners, so I ain’t ready to start scoffing just yet. In fact, looking at those traffic stats made me even more eager to get inside and see who needs a bit of PornDude dick on the side. If it happens to be your wife, well, it’s nothing personal, friend. I’m sure you can totally understand, seeing as you’re here reading this review. It’s a little hard to claim innocence when you’re looking up info on HeatedAffairs.com, a dating site aimed at cheating spouses. Now, the site has been around in some form or another for a while now, with a domain registered in 2013 and a copyright date stretching all the way back to 1996. They caught my attention because traffic has gone way the fuck up over the last few months, nearly quadrupling from the beginning of the year. This is the kind of site where the more, the merrier, so let’s see how those visitor numbers translate to hookup opportunities.

HighReply

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Somebody mentioned HighReply this morning, and my first thought was that it had to be a dating app for stoners, potheads, highons, burnouts, druggies, hippies, as well as recreational cannabis consumers. I know the word “high” has multiple meanings, but context counts for a lot. I’m the kind of guy who sometimes browses Tinder with bloodshot eyes and a whole big-ass bag of Cheetos in my lap, in which case almost every message I send is a high reply. My hunch was wrong, though. HighReply.com is a nicely polished dating site and app, with an emphasis on quality profiles and a few unexpected features. The platform’s been around for about a year or so as of this writing, and the website alone gets about 10,000 visits a month. That ain’t much compared to the big-name competition, but web traffic stats are just not the greatest indicator of an app’s popularity or its quality. I’ve got a few days until my next visit from a pornstar on the PornDudeCasting couch, so it seemed like a good moment to cast my net and see who I could catch.

Pure App

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I’ll be honest: Pure is not at all the kind of dating app I expected when I first heard the title. I guess I should have known better, because it’s not like many people are asking me to review wholesome websites, but the name is just so… I don’t know, pure? It really makes you think of all the different connotations the word has. Don’t worry, though, because this certainly ain’t some prudish, puritanical dating app for the loudly and proudly sexless. I’m ThePornDude, and I’d never steer you toward something like that. The purity at Pure.app is a little more personal. Their focus is shame-free dating, so you can be exactly the person you want to be. You know, the 100% pure version of yourself. Some might argue that’s the best approach to any dating site or hookup app, but these guys have made it the core of their marketing hype. As we’ll see in a minute here, that ain’t the only thing that differentiates Pure from platforms like Tinder, Hinge and Bumble. If you’ve been striking out on the bigger apps or just getting bored, this might be exactly what you’ve been looking for.

SwingersDateClub

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Swingers Date Club aka SDC Swingers aka SDC.com! Not every website that you visit in order to feed your endlessly lustful appetites has to be an orgiastic smorgasbord of escorts and porn and all-out fuck fests with anal gaping and deepthroating and double penetration galore. Consider for a moment that you might take some time out of your day to become a little more enlightened about sexuality. Have you ever stopped to consider that possibility? That you might educate yourself on the nature of sexuality, self-reflect on the nature of your own sexuality, and take into consideration the sexualities of others? No? Well, I’m not surprised, seeing as idly scanning your eyes over the words of this review is likely to be the most reading that you’ll do all month. But you should consider doing it more. Reading is how people get smarter, have good ideas, learn new things, become more interesting. And do you know what all of those qualities add up to eventually? Getting laid. That’s right … don’t let the current ‘leader’ of the free world trick you into thinking otherwise because he’s stupid as a sack of potatoes and managed to fuck a porn star. Don’t get it twisted, Donald Trump only fucked a porn star because he had enough money to, not because Stormy Daniels actually had any interest in letting him slosh his micro penis around inside of her for two to three minutes. And it seems like everyone else this walking cloud of Cheetos dust come to life has ever fucked he either ordered from Russia (his wife) or grabbed by the pussy. See, talking about sex can be fun without having to be just fapping to flicks of fucking all day long. Maybe it’s about time you gave your dick a well-deserved break and stimulated your mind for a change – you know, that other place that your blood is supposed to be flowing when it’s not constantly being rerouted to your dick because you are trying to fill a void in yourself with constant streams of porn. If you keep making yourself feel good all the time, how could you ever feel sad! That’s the spirit, ol’ sport … If you are down for something a little more mentally satisfying, however, I have just the site for you. Allow me to introduce you to SDC.com. Your first question, I’m sure, is probably, ‘hey, Porn Dude, what the fuck does SDC stand for anyway?’ Well, thank you for asking! That’s exactly what I was about to get to. SDC stands for Seek, Discover, Create. Or, to flesh that out a bit, as their motto goes: “Seek yourself, discover together, and create moments.” Now, you may or may not be thinking to yourself, ‘well, fuck, that sounds pretty gay.’ And if you are thinking that then this site is probably not going to be for you. And you probably are one of those people I was talking about earlier who doesn’t read anything outside of porn site reviews. And you should probably strongly consider tripping on acid or eating some mushrooms someday. Or drink some ayahuasca or go on a silent meditation retreat to Tibet or something, I don’t fucking know, just do something to expand your god damned mind a little!

SugarDaddyMeet

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Sugar Daddy Meet! I’ve gotten some flack over the years for my visits to high-class escorts and back-alley crackwhore BJs. I’ve had people tell me it’s better to hook-up with local fatties on Tinder, or use some expensive computer-dating service that will match me with somebody based on a 4-hour fucking test I have to take first. Fuck that tripe. What if I just want a hot chick to love me for my money? Well, SugarDaddyMeet attempts to answer that question. Since 2007, SugarDaddyMeet.com has been helping monied motherfuckers meet the babes of their dreams. If you’re looking for a sugar baby, this is your type of dating site. (And if you’re a good-looking broad who likes money, you should probably sign up, too.) They only serve the top 20 richest countries, so apologies in advance to that wealthy Nigerian prince who keeps emailing me. They’ve got a mobile app available, though it still lacks certain features of the website, so I’ll be doing this review on the web version.

MySugarDaddy

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My Sugar Daddy has the kind of title that’s hard to work into an opening line without suggesting I’ve got a fat-pocketed dude footing my bills in exchange for a little romance. Personally, I tend to be on the opposite side of such exchanges, and knowing my readers, I bet you are, too. Sometimes Tinder feels a little too low-class for the jet set, champagne chugging motherfuckers out there, especially if you already know what you’re looking for in a relationship. In case you couldn’t figure it out from the name, MySugarDaddy.com is a dating site aimed at sugar babies and sugar daddies. They’ve been around for years now and get close to a million visitors a month, which says a lot about the platform as a whole. Whether you’re looking for a dude to take care of you or you want to do the taking care, they aim to take a lot of the bullshit and the guesswork out of the equation. Let’s see how well they live up to my expectations.

Alt.com

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Are you tired of hooking up with hot sluts on regular dating sites only to find out that they are painfully vanilla in bed? It’s a story as old as time. You take them back for some hardcore BDSM sex in your elaborate sex dungeon with swings, ropes, whips, and the whole nine. But they just aren’t into it and think you’re some kind of freak. You can only shrug that shit off as their loss so many times before it starts to hurt. What if I told you that I knew of a dating site that could guarantee you get matched with someone just as kinky, if not more, than yourself? That’s right pick your jaw up off the floo- oh wait, yeah, should have assumed that was just a ball gag. Anyway, the site I’m dangling in front of you like the good slave you are is a dating hub for fetish freaks and kinky lovers all around called Alt.com. No need to hide your closet full of sex toys on the first date any longer! If you’re a dom, find some sub bitch who loves to call you daddy. If you’re a sub, then find a sexy, strong babe who will take control. And if you’re a switch, then play that field like the dirty slut you are. With over 3 million site views every month, you’re bound (and maybe gagged) to find your perfect match. And these matchmakers have been around, linking and binding together kinky people since fucking 1998, so you know you’re in good hands.

TSDates

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TS Dates! One of the great things about being the internationally famous Porn Dude is that bitches always want my cock. I find it when I’m out and about, and I also find it online, and I always want it with no strings attached. Speaking of strings attached, the broads on this dating site come with that extra bonus bit dangling between the legs. Yes, ladies and gentlemen and shemales of legal ages, TSdates.com is exactly what it sounds like. The header on TS Dates calls it a Premium Adult Transsexual Dating site, which is what you were hoping for, right? On any dating site, you want plenty of people signed up and connected at any point. You’ll never get a tranny to shake her dick in your face if you’re looking for one in a virtual ghost town. TSdates claims to have nearly 100 million members, which is “More single, local transsexual hotties than any other sites!”

SwingLifestyle

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SLS.com! Do you live the Swing Lifestyle, or have you ever considered swapping partners with other horny local couples? Before the Internet, it was hard to find like-minded swingers to fool around with, but we’ve come a long fucking way since the days of awkwardly asking your coworkers if their wife would be DTF. Why risk a sexual harassment accusation or an uppercut from a dude who takes it entirely the wrong way when you say you’d really like to bang his old lady? Today, we’re going to look at a site aimed at making the whole process a hell of a lot less complicated and painful. SwingLifestyle.com calls itself “one of the most active lifestyle groups on the Internet,” which is a fancy way of saying they’re a massive, globe-spanning online swinger community. It’s one thing to claim your site is big and set it up for anyone in the world to use, but it’s another thing entirely to make it real. One of the things Swing Lifestyle has going for it is that they’ve been around for decades, and they've managed to attract a fucking ton of swingers looking to hook up with each other. They get a couple hundred thousand visits every day, so this clearly isn’t a ghost town.

Swinger Zone Central

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Pulling up Swinger Zone Central in my browser, I was greeted by a sexy babe in red lingerie, the text imploring me to “Find the hottest people in your area.” Ah, another adult hookup site. Seeking out the local thots is always on my mind when I’m not cranking off to or filming porn, so I was certainly intrigued by the premise. The thing is, though, I’ve seen plenty of hookup sites, and they don’t always have the action I’m looking for. So what makes this one any better than the competition? I’ve got to say, SwingerZoneCentral.com didn’t do themselves any favors by picking an obvious third choice for their title. The dot-coms for SwingerZone and SwingerCentral are both taken but occupied with nothing, missing out on the opportunity that SwingerZoneCentral grabbed at when they registered the domain. And while the title may be a bit laughable, they’re still pulling half a million visits a month. With any luck, some of those visitors will be horny women in my neighborhood, but there was only one way to find out.

3Fun

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The promo blurb on Go3Fun’s front page confused me for a brief moment after the link slid into my DMs this morning. They call it “The Leading Dating App For Sexually-Free Singles and Partners to Meet Like-Minded People,” and maybe it was just the morning fog clouding my brain or the bong hits I had for breakfast, but I misinterpreted what they meant by sexually free. After rubbing my eyes and adjusting my boner, I realized they weren’t talking about asexuals who don’t fuck. No, this one’s aimed at exactly the opposite demographic. I’m guessing you’re among that target audience, at least if you’ve got a pulse, a libido and a sense of adventure. Go3Fun.co is the home of 3Fun, a dating app aimed at adults looking for a threesome. I liked the premise right away, but having reviewed a fair number of enticing-sounding hookup apps without enough users to work well, I was a little skeptical. Once I looked at the traffic stats, though, I was a lot more excited; Go3Fun gets close to 125 million visits a month on their website alone, which is promising as hell. Naturally, I couldn’t wait to get inside and start browsing the local profiles.

TransSexDates

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If you’re craving Trans Sex Dates, there’s a decent chance you’ve found the local Tinder listings lacking. Sure, if you’re in a big enough city, you can find all kinds of adult fun and games on those hookup apps, but the pickings can be slim if you’ve got niche interests but prudish neighbors. I’ve covered a number of different trans-oriented dating platforms here at ThePornDude, and today I’m going to check one out that lays their whole theme right there in the domain name. Based on the traffic alone, I’m guessing there’s at least a little more action than I found at the highway rest area. TransSexDates.com is, you guessed it, a dating and hookup site aimed at transgender folks and the people who love them, or at least those who lust after them. Maybe you’ve got a cisgendered wife at home whose cock just ain’t big enough for your liking, or maybe you’ve just had enough of dating traditional women, but whatever the case, these guys aim to hook you up with the dick-girl of your dreams. I’m always looking for exciting new ways to get my dick wet, and I wasn’t about to pass up the opportunity to meet someone who likes to swallow. Let’s see who’s sucking cock around here, shall we?

FetLife

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Want to get kinky at Fet Life? Never before have fetishes and kinks been as popular as they are today. I don’t know if it is because the invention of the internet has led to a greater level of transparency and communication when it comes to peoples’ deepest sexual desires or if it is because we are just becoming more open and accepting as a society. Or maybe it is something else altogether. Whatever the reason, more and more people are embracing their kinks, and it is a beautiful thing to see. Maybe you’ve noticed this firsthand, where, slowly, more and more of your friends start talking about their ddlg kinks, love of BDSM, or foot fetishes. People who have fetishes of any kind are starting to come together. There has been such an increase in people who openly express their kinks and fetishes that the term “fetish culture” has become something close to commonplace. Kink communities all over the world are growing and thriving without a doubt. There are largely attended conferences and classes to be taken in bigger cities and there are more and more websites created every day to cater to the kinks of the fetishly minded. Partly responsible for this huge uptick in kink involvement is a social media website called FetLife. It seems as if Fet Life came out at the perfect time, right in the middle of the rise of social media, and it has stuck around as an institution to all things kink ever since. Not only is it responsible for aiding veteran fetishists in organizing and communicating, but it has shown many a novice enthusiast of kink culture the ropes, so to speak. Their easy to use platform has become nothing short of iconic in the last few years, allowing people to easily and effectively chart where they fall on the spectrum of kink. FetLife, launched in January of 2008, was created by a software designer from Montreal, John Kopanas (sometimes referred to by his username, John Baku). After becoming frustrated with the difficulty of finding girls who had the same kinks as him, he launched Friends With Fetishes, which, over a couple of years, evolved into the FetLife site we know and love today. FetLife became nothing short of a social media phenomenon and has, as of 2017, over 6 million users. This number, of course, is still growing as people are constantly exploring and discovering their own sexual desires. Originally, any user could create a group dedicated to whatever kink they wanted. But, as you might imagine, this eventually got out of hand and, thus, required some stricter moderation. In January of 2017, the ability to create groups was temporarily halted. All groups containing words like blood, needles, r*pe, or taboo were purged from the site and then the group creation feature was reinstated, with these new limitations. All new users are automatically enrolled in the group FetLife Announcements, which will keep you abreast to new site policies and news. There are many other groups in which you can enroll as well, such as Ask a Submissive, Ask a Mistress, Ask a Stripper, Ask a Dom, Novices and Newbies, etc. Other than being a little more group-oriented than other sites, FetLife basically acts like a normal social media site. You can add friends, private chat, follow users, write public messages to users on their walls, post what’s on your mind, and upload pictures and videos (which you can also comment on and like).

Asian Singles

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How do you feel about Asian Singles? Personally, I find myself gawking at them at the grocery store, at the coffee shop or on my laptop screen all the damn time. In any situation, though, I’ve learned the hard way that folks don’t necessarily appreciate seeing an unsolicited boner in public. If only there was an easier way to meet women than whipping out my junk at the sushi bar! On that note, it turns out there actually are some other methods of finding hookups, dates, friends with benefits and even long-term partners. This is the 21st century, after all, and I know a good chunk of you have already had some experience with the online dating scene. AsianSingles.me, as the name implies, is an adult dating site where you can meet Asians who are currently unattached. As many bona fide Asian pornstars as I meet on the PornDudeCasting couch, I’m always trying to stick my fingers in other pies. Let’s see what my fingers can find today…

BBW Sex Dates

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You know why BBW Sex Dates always tend to go really fucking well for me? It’s because those big girls are always hungry, and I always bring a nice, fat sausage along wherever I go. Sorry, I couldn’t resist the obvious joke, and I certainly mean no disrespect. The real reason those dates go so well is because the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’! Who else loves fat chicks? As you’ve probably deduced from the name, BBWSexDates.net is a hookup site aimed at chubby chasers and the objects of their affection. Pretty much every dating site or app has its fair share of big mamas, but those extra-thick ladies are the stars of the show around here. If you’re tired of getting catfished by girls with pretty faces but no asses, perhaps you’d have better luck with this one. I’m in the mood for a whole lot of loving, so let’s see who I can find who fits the bill.

BiCupid

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I imagine Bicupid looking a hell of a lot like the regular Cupid, only he’s shooting arrows with dingdongs on one end and cooters on the other. He makes you fall in love like that other chubby little angel-winged cherub, but you just might end up with a hankering for some handsome dude’s big cock (or some sweet pussy if you’re a lady)! Hell, maybe you’ll fall in love with a couple, and then you can enjoy the best of both worlds. The thing is, we’re living in the 21st century, so there’s no reason to just sit around waiting for that AC/DC cupid to pull up on you and start blasting. That’s where Bicupid.com comes in. They hype their services as “The World’s Largest and Most Effective Dating Site for Bisexuals, Hookups, Threesomes and Swingers”, a claim backed up by around a hundred thousand visitors every month. The platform has been around for twenty years, so I feel a little bit late to the party, but let’s check out what I’ve been missing.

5 Shag.co.uk

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With the uncertainty of the coronavirus infecting our daily lives, it’s hard to know what the hell to do with ourselves. Everything seems like a risk of contamination these days. People are afraid to go to the grocery store, let alone hang out with friends or nail crackwhores. In these weird times, I’ve turned to one of the safest pastimes: using sites like Shag.co.uk to have sex with strangers I meet on the Internet. I crack jokes, but these guys are still getting a couple of million visits a month. That tells you a lot about the site’s popularity on a regular day, but it says even more when half the world ain’t even supposed to leave their homes. Either somebody’s getting laid or there are just a bunch of hard-up, horny motherfuckers trying to relieve their cabin fever. Leave it to your old pal The Porn Dude to figure it out.

AdultMatchMaker

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Sometimes an Adult Match Maker is all you need to help get your dick wet, or at least that’s what I’ve read on the Internet. I’m guessing you’ve heard the very same thing, and I bet we’re both thinking about the very same website that puts it right there in the name. There are plenty of sex dating websites, but this has been one of the stronger brands over the years, outlasting a lot of the competition who’ve come and gone along the way. The question is whether that popularity is related to the quality of their platform or just the amount of money they put into advertising. Fortunately, you’ve got a Porn Dude on your side who loves digging into shit like this. Hell, if the site is any good, it might mean I will get laid shortly after working up this review. I’m on a little visit to the Land Down Under right now, so I’ve got my browser aimed at AdultMatchmaker.com.au, hoping for some action. AdultMatchmaker is one of the most popular sex-positive dating sites in Australia, so let’s see about getting some poon tonight.

RedHotPie

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Aching for some Red Hot Pie tonight? Shit, I feel you because it feels like it’s been hours since I last ejaculated into an old gym sock. Seriously, though, the pandemic was a bad time for trying to find some poon on the Internet, but it seems like the clouds are finally starting to lift. Maybe you’re vaccinated, or perhaps you just never gave a fuck, but either way, I think it’s about time to get back into the game. To that end, RedHotPie.com.au might have precisely what you’re looking for. As you’ve probably guessed from the name, this isn’t your typical wholesome dating site where people pretend they want to make small talk before burying their faces in each other’s asscracks. This is the kind of dating site where people are upfront about wanting to fuck. You’ve probably noticed the Australian country code in the URL, and that’s because I’m currently in the land of the long weekend, but they’ve got options for sex dating around the world. Let’s see what’s up with the Red Hot Pie down in Oz.

Mature Dates

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Are you in the mood to meet up with mature people that you know will have you all hard, throbbing, and excited for the weekend? Or hell, maybe you can’t wait that long to get some mature pussy! Maybe you have to get it now – right now! Then I urge you to head on over to Mature Dates! This is exactly where you are going to find a whole host of profiles featuring sexy mature people that you’ll want to reach out to the moment you lay your eyes on them. See what all is available for you here and now over on Mature Dates, and find the mature profiles that you’re in the mood for!

Undertable

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Undertable intrigued me from the very moment I heard the name, which calls to mind sexy secrets passed beneath the dinner settings, unbeknownst to the rest of the diners. After taking a look at the site, I realized I wasn’t too far off. There’s a whole world of low-key liaisons going on right beneath our noses—or right beneath the table, as suggested by the title. If you’re looking to get into it, perhaps this site will be the key you’ve been looking for. If you haven’t figured out what I’m talking about just yet, let me spell it out in clearer terms. Undertable.co calls itself Asia’s #1 Adult Community, but what exactly do they mean by that? The site’s a thriving message board for swingers in the Asian world. The site’s been around for a few years and currently gets around 150,000 visits every month. Any forum is only as good as its userbase, so I started getting excited as soon as I saw that high number of swingers swinging by. Let’s see what they’re yammering about.

Tinder

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Tinder is such a wildly popular dating and hookup platform that I’ve neglected doing a review of it for ThePornDude. I know it’s exactly the kind of thing I write about around here, but it’s kind of like whipping up a review of McDonald’s on a website about restaurants. Everybody knows what a Chicken McNugget tastes like and how they’ve got two drive-through lanes, so what is there to talk about? It’s a little embarrassing, but it’s taken some gentle nudging from my loyal visitors to finally put out my official report. I’m sure most of you know what Tinder.com is, but in case you’ve been living under a rock or been trapped in a weird anti-technology, anti-sex cult for the last decade, it’s the most popular dating app in the world. Even if you’ve never gotten laid on it or even tried it for yourself, you almost certainly know people who have gotten some action just by doing a little swiping. While it might not work for everybody, I still think it’s one of the easiest ways for a lot of folks to get laid. Let’s take a closer look and I’ll explain why.

Instagram

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Have you used Instagram to get laid yet? It ain’t designed for that purpose, which might be one of the best reasons why it works. On the other hand, it’s the same reason why some of you may never meet a partner through the platform. It depends a lot on how you approach it and what you’re doing with it, so I figured I’d give out a few pointers that might help you along. At the end of the day, there ain’t much penalty for failure, so how bad could it hurt? Just in case you’ve been living under a rock for the last decade, Instagram.com is one of the most popular social media networks out there. That alone makes it a fucking goldmine of potential fuck buddies if you know how to work it properly. Unlike other social networks with an emphasis on text-based posts or work-related bullshit, this one is designed primarily for sharing photos and video. It’s one of the most popular sites on the internet, getting around a hundred million visitors each and every day. That’s way more ladies than you’ll find on the local hookup apps, so let’s see about putting the moves on them. You can play with Instagram via the web or use their wildly popular app, available for iOS and Android. It’s so fucking popular that it’s sometimes preinstalled on brand new phones. Before I ever used it, I had an Android that came with the app and wouldn’t even let me uninstall the bastard. These days, I’m quick to download it as soon as I get a new device.